Moist

Used to describe a soft, cheesy or girly person or situation.

Guy : I sang to my girlfriend last night .

Friend : that’s bloody moist

by Thedapperman February 8, 2018

Speaking Moistly

1. Spreading COVID-19 droplets like a machine gun.
2. Talking while drooling/salivating

“It prevents you from breathing or speaking moistly on them” - Trudeau

by $aveyourself April 8, 2020

Moist Muffin

The act of a male forcibly sticking ones fingers in an another males rectal hole.

that moist muffin war was crazy

by Palmetto Aquatics May 11, 2009

Monster Moist

The complete state of panty wetness induced when a redneck boy takes his redneck girl to a monster truck show at Monster Jam. May also induce wetness for any MILF attending a Monster Jam event that is there with their pre-pubescent boys and they are into trucks.

Kleatus took Sarah to Monster Jam last night. She was squirming in her seat the whole time and was so horned up over them big trucks she done went and got all Monster Moist.

by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

tight moisty

A very young good looking girl that you want to have (sex) with, in hopes that she is very tight and moist.

Yo matt, we got a tight moisty spotting at our 10 o clock.

by TM specialist September 25, 2006

moisty

adj: to become sexually aroused (for a woman)

"That man made me all moisty."

by breivegan August 12, 2003

Moistie

A young (not THAT young!) beautiful, sensuous and precocious girl who's fully developed, well beyond puberty.

The volleyball court at the beach was full of "moisties."

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003