mister positive

A nickname that means the target mentioned always says or do positive things/always optimistic.

-Hey Mister Positive! We don't have money, You got something positive to say about that?

by Ur Mom Right Behind You January 29, 2018

crispy mister

A crispy mister is a name for an incredible saucy french sandwich, drizzled in thick hot white cum sauce.. Also known as a cummy cruster, a creamy dumpster, or a cummy dumpster.

"That chick is quite the crispy mister."

"Yeah, she's always drenched in hot cream sauce."

by Crispy Brittany September 29, 2017

El Mister

A Puerto Rican god-man, who created the song Tumbalakatumba. He is the very embodiment of divinity and violent orgasm. A small cult has been built around his worship, with the goal of spreading their belief.

All hail the glorious El Mister!
Tumba tumba tumbalakatumba!

by Vanklofsgov December 8, 2017

Jagger Mister

The mist you get on your face when Mick Jagger releases his seed after a long night of coke induced necro sex.

"Bro, I snorted 2 lines and give this chick a Jagger Mister last night"

by Kiyoshi Kane October 1, 2023

Mister Lester

A black teacher that works at Saint Katherine of Siena grade-school . He is cousins with Mike Tyson and loves pigeon's. He also was the fastest runner in penn relays and the first person to eat at torresdale Burger King. He loves his students and dates Mrs Seeds

Did you see mister Lester? Did you here that mister lester is South African. Mr lester likes boys.

by ReginaTanghe June 13, 2021

to mister producer

to be the absolute toppest G, to be the producer of everything gigachad

I will mister producer a TV show
He wanted to mister producer a course

by thenoobplayer June 14, 2023

mister squidward

when you twist your dick and dislocate it so it is hard but floppy then stick it in your co worker at a restaurant

"bro i just did a mister squidward with hailey"

by Nigherferb March 5, 2022