milk

something your dad was looking for 15 years

Hey dad, where is the milk?

by Sophia_Cutie19 November 17, 2021

Milk

Water, but different

Person 1: what's that in your fridge?
Person 2: that's water, but different.
Person 1: oh Milk.

by The real milkman January 14, 2020

Milk

The reason your childhood was bad

my dad left for milk

by I'm an acohalauc February 2, 2020

Milk It

term used by horny women who want to breastfeed a man during sex

woman: oh yeah, baby, i just want to milk it rn *bits lip*

man: as long as i get to eat you out then hell yeah !

by hockey star j dawg June 15, 2018

Milk

A white liquid drink that you're dad still hasn't came home with.

My dad's at the store getting milk. He'll be back by 2060.

by Ur_Dad_Still_at_The _Store February 16, 2022

Milk

The thing your dad never brought back

my dad went to go get the milk

by Amiday November 11, 2021

milk

milk

milk

by justadumbguy November 22, 2021