Micro Tsunami

A small raise in the water at the beach. Also called high tide.

Hey man that micro tsunami almost ruined my sand castle.

by Jfap August 16, 2017

Micro-Urination

When one reaches their limit and can no longer last and has to urinate, but does not have the time to complete the job, so they drain off the minimal amount to allow them 15 more minutes of life before repeating the process again. This is often caused by standing in line for concert tickets, important business meetings, opening Christmas presents or talking to your best friend on the phone.

Dude, hold this ice-tea and don't lose our place in line to get the Kenny-G tickets, I have to take a Micro-Urination behind that police car.

by Goatoghillgary December 19, 2016

micro-tripper

The short-term, purely spontaneous travel enabled by the flash sale, group buying, smart phone apps and private-travel sale start-ups.

"Micro-trippers just booked a last second cruise yesterday and left today."

"Micro-trippers are crazy, who just gets in the car and roadtrips to NYC?"

"Man, I just micro tripped it from Atlanta to NOLA, last minute roadtrips are awesome."

by TravelTheWorld November 13, 2011

Micro$oft

When Microsoft has a fam and lol the moment of truth is here, Introducing Windows 7.1

Welcome to micro$oft where You rip off the Vista/ME errors

by Andrushencia Kotpaw March 7, 2022

Micro-blowjob

A shallow fellatio involving physical contact between the giver’s lips and the tip of the receiver’s penis. Aka, lip to tip action.

Wow, Jessy’s so shy she only agreed to give me a micro-blowjob last night!

by Old_Wizard August 28, 2020

micro-dictorial

Some one that is far more controlling and overbearing than a micro-manager. This person will not just tell you how to do something, they will stand over your shoulder and tell you step by step to do the task the way they would do it, not even allowing you to proceed if you know how to do it in a possibly better, different way. Could also be referred to as micro-dictatorial; but "micro-dictorial" flow more easily off the tongue.

My boss is one of the most "micro-dictorial" people I have ever know.

by Snitas March 11, 2021

Micro pp

When u have a tiny dick.

Girl: "Ew U have a micro Pp. I don't think we can do this anymore."
Man: "Wait! Holly please!!"

by A old sexy pedo November 27, 2020