mexican microwave

A mexican microwave is leaving the rest of your lunch burrito(or other preferrably hot lunch item) on the dashboard of a vehicle in warm/hot weather as to preserve it for continued consumption throughout the day.

I'm getting hungry again cabron, good thing I got the mexican microwave in the Dodge keepin my shit warm while I pick these fuckin strawberries. AYE.

by bigfnmike October 7, 2008

Microwave Sex

Possible Cause For Microwave Sex Could Be Premature Ejaculation. AKAGetting A Quickie From A Two Hump Chump.

Gina: I Heard Lucy Broke Up With Jeff.

Beth: Why Did She Do That?

Gina: I Heard It Was Because Jeff Was Into Microwave Sex

Beth: That Sounds Kinky

Gina: Not Really. What Everyone Else Does In 30 Minutes, Jeff Does In 30 Seconds.

by DGringo October 2, 2009

Godzilla with the microwave

The opening lyric of the song “33rd Blakk Glass” by City Morgue. This is also a reference to making crack (using a microwave).

Godzilla with the microwave
Causing heat waves
‘Zilla with the suplex slam
Make the ground shake
Y’all do to much, feeling pain you move too much
Proceed like sorry not SORRY!

by Nihil Pizza June 17, 2020

Microwave

Short for microwave oven. A machine used to cook food really fast especially, when you're in a hurry.

I need to put my dinner in the microwave.

by David December 9, 2003

Pop A Chimichanga in the Microwave

1. Yet another euphemism for whackin' it.

Be right back guys, I'm gonna go pop a chimichanga in the microwave, if you know what I mean...

by Mirre June 11, 2006

Microwave

Part of the five body shapes: triangle, Dorito, cereal box, microwave and sphere

Wow they look like a total microwave

by _trashmuffin_ November 12, 2019

Redneck Microwave

When you get in the car or truck and your food is cold, so you turn the heater on full blast and hold your food in front of it to heat it up

Matt: I got in the car and my biscuit was frezzeing.
Chris: Mine was too i just used the redneck microwave.

by WhiteBoiiEnt December 14, 2010