micro sensitive

It’s a condition in which one has an extremely low threshold for tolerating the every day words and actions of human behavior . Micro sensitivity, in many instances, is often accompanied by severe cases of extreme butthurt.

My friend is signing a petition to get law makers to rename the Great White shark , to just shark , since it’s offensive to sharks that aren’t great and sharks that aren’t white! He is so micro sensitive!

by Daddy big hands August 1, 2019

Micro pp

When u have a tiny dick.

Girl: "Ew U have a micro Pp. I don't think we can do this anymore."
Man: "Wait! Holly please!!"

by A old sexy pedo November 27, 2020

micro-dictorial

Some one that is far more controlling and overbearing than a micro-manager. This person will not just tell you how to do something, they will stand over your shoulder and tell you step by step to do the task the way they would do it, not even allowing you to proceed if you know how to do it in a possibly better, different way. Could also be referred to as micro-dictatorial; but "micro-dictorial" flow more easily off the tongue.

My boss is one of the most "micro-dictorial" people I have ever know.

by Snitas March 11, 2021

micro dab

the highest tier of dabbing... The only form of dabbing relevant to date... Those who micro dab immediately get 95% more pussy than the average specimen who doesn't micro dab. They also have big dicks... VERY BIG DICKS!!!

Kim K:Hi

You: *micro dab*
Kim K: fuck?

You: *proceed to fuck her so hard her ass splits*

by LilPumpIsGodAmoungMen December 3, 2018

Micro Tsunami

A small raise in the water at the beach. Also called high tide.

Hey man that micro tsunami almost ruined my sand castle.

by Jfap August 16, 2017

Micro repair

A hell hole of mentally deficient sweaty gamers

At least micro repair is better than help desk

by Yeetboi6942069 June 25, 2019

Micro-Urination

When one reaches their limit and can no longer last and has to urinate, but does not have the time to complete the job, so they drain off the minimal amount to allow them 15 more minutes of life before repeating the process again. This is often caused by standing in line for concert tickets, important business meetings, opening Christmas presents or talking to your best friend on the phone.

Dude, hold this ice-tea and don't lose our place in line to get the Kenny-G tickets, I have to take a Micro-Urination behind that police car.

by Goatoghillgary December 19, 2016