microwaved

moderately high

in beetween the stages of easy baked and dutched out

thanks for catchin me a buzz man, im not fuckin ripped, but at least im pretty microwaved

by bill hinrichsen May 1, 2005

microwave syndrome

When a wireless internet signal is interrupted by a nearby running microwave.

Guy: Hey sorry I got disconnected from chat, my computer got microwave syndrome.

by caretcaret December 19, 2009

Gash warmed up in the microwave

An expression of something very shit.
Usually related to the way someone is feeling.

Person 1 - How you feeling after your night out?
Person 2 - Ohh mate, i feel like gash warmed up in the microwave.

Mate you forgot your keys....
OH GASH WARMED UP IN THE MICROWAVE!!

by Stevie A May 25, 2008

microwave mayonnaise

another word for sperm

I ate a mouthful of microwave mayonnaise last night...it was nasty.

by Dani_O February 8, 2009

mexican microwave

A mexican microwave is leaving the rest of your lunch burrito(or other preferrably hot lunch item) on the dashboard of a vehicle in warm/hot weather as to preserve it for continued consumption throughout the day.

I'm getting hungry again cabron, good thing I got the mexican microwave in the Dodge keepin my shit warm while I pick these fuckin strawberries. AYE.

by bigfnmike October 7, 2008

microwang

The typically minicule penis of an asian male.

Did you see the microwang on that slope! Me neither!

by Jorish September 19, 2005

Microwave Sex

Possible Cause For Microwave Sex Could Be Premature Ejaculation. AKAGetting A Quickie From A Two Hump Chump.

Gina: I Heard Lucy Broke Up With Jeff.

Beth: Why Did She Do That?

Gina: I Heard It Was Because Jeff Was Into Microwave Sex

Beth: That Sounds Kinky

Gina: Not Really. What Everyone Else Does In 30 Minutes, Jeff Does In 30 Seconds.

by DGringo October 2, 2009