take the mickey

take a piss, go to the john

Excuse me, but I need to take the mickey! I'll be right back!

by talk2me-JCH2 October 7, 2023

mackerel snapper

A Roman Catholic. Midly pejorative or humorous. Refers to the former Catholic custom of abstaining from meat on Fridays, and hence eating fish.

The mackerel snappers think the Pope is cool, even though he wears a dress.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

Slip a mickey

A term used to refer to put a sleeping pill in one's beverage.

"I better slip a mickey in (insert name here)'s drink before s/he comes back so I can stash his/her birthday presents."

by Sindur December 29, 2004

taking the mickey

Joking, doing something without intent.

Making fun of someone or something.

A less offensive way of saying taking the piss.

"That was funny!"
Her prominent eyes swam with tears as she gasped for breath, staring at Ron. Utterly nonplussed, he looked around at the others, who were now laughing at the expression on Ron's face and at the ludicrously prolonged laughter of Luna Lovegood, who was rocking backwards and forwards, clutching her sides.
"Are you taking the mickey?" said Ron, frowning at her.
"Baboon's … backside!" she choked, holding her ribs. -Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

by Cassi S. August 6, 2005

Mickey Dee's

McDonald's, the fast food chain, Home of the Big Mac see B K Lounge

I'm goin down to Mickey Dee's for lunch!

by LMC-62 August 31, 2006

Mickey Mouse

Marine slang meaning anything stupid or senseless (as used in the 1987 Stanley Kubrick film Full Metal Jacket

"WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHIT?!"

by idiotsrus92 March 7, 2009

Mickey Dip

The art of inserting one's penis into the beverage of a friend or acquaintance if they leave a room and their drink unattended at any stage. Usually perpetrated for comedic purposes.

John: Thomas just went to the bathroom there and the idiot left his pint behind. Mickey Dip?

Peter: Of course, in for a penny in for a pound, that arsehole deserves a knob in his drink.

by ss77 May 16, 2011