Muff Hands

The act of using something furry to cover your hands for warmth, usually resulting in your fingers losing their dexterity for everyday uses.

Can also be used when trying to steal someone elses warmth by squeezing your hands into their gloves while they are still wearing them.

I can't believe I left my muff hands at home today, its freezing outside.

C'mon over here and give me some of that muff hands action!

I can't unock my iPhone with these muff hands!

by Miss Muff Hands November 22, 2011

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beer muff

Reduction in sensation of the female genitalia due to excessive consumption of alcohol. This can lead to inadequate physical arousal and/or inability to achieve orgasm. This is the female equivalent of whiskey dick.

That last pint gave Angela the courage she needed to invite Tom back to her place but, alas, left her with a bad enough case of beer muff that she was unable to truly enjoy it.

by cmcdugan July 30, 2008

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muffdive

To descend upon the muff(s) in question in a thermally ascending manner, partaking with great ravishment of the toe belonging to ruminant mammals of the genus Camelus. This will usually cause the aforementhioned muff to quiver most uncontrollably while exuding large amounts of succulent lubricating liquids.

Muffdiving was solely a gentlemans sport until the last century.

by pimp0r January 19, 2004

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cock muff bumhole

Much like rock, paper, scissors but instead, the middle finger is raised to symbolise cock, first 2 fingers in a V to represent muff and an "ok" gesture (thumb and first finger in a circle, other fingers pointing up) to show bumhole. First seen in Nathan Barley

Lets settle this with Cock Muff Bumhole

by Evilded December 16, 2005

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