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Methocrat

A drug-addled constituent who votes counter to logic or reason. Their votes are based on how they feel about someone, or how they feel about something. Rarely do they exhibit reason of any kind.
That Methocrat came all the way out here from the comfort of her double-wide to support Trump and to score a quarter.

Neither Democrat nor Republican, but a lot of both, meet the Methocrat. His favorite pastime is doing a line and trolling librals on the internet.
by Noir March 6, 2017
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Method hide-and-seek

When a girl tucks her belly fat into her pants to appear skinnier.
“That broad over there is definitely playing method hide-and-seek.”
by MrSedg January 28, 2021
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methok

Methok means flower and it is use for girl names in Tibet .
Guy : what is her name
Guy 2: it's Methok
Guy : I like her name and she is so pretty
Guy 2 : stop dreaming she is mine
by Tenzin Ashley November 21, 2021
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Methopotamia

The part of Kentucky where the Ohio, Tennessee, and Mississippi Rivers converge.
In trying to make a Venn Diagram of amphetamine use, QAnon, and anti-vaxxers - the researchers identified modern Methopotamia, where shit gets recycled annually.
by JediSyd February 5, 2022
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J-Method

The method of hanging your skateboard in your locker, done by looping a bungee cord through your trucks and hanging it around a hook.
Boy 1: Hey man, nice board.

Boy 2: Thanks, but I can't find a place to put it, it's wet and I don't wanna pay a $50 dollar fine replacing my text books.

Boy 1: Here, take this bungee cord, use the J-Method.
by Ninjakitteh18 March 5, 2010
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tito method

The act of restarting until it works
"My internet isn't working" "have you tried the tito method?"

"I tried the tito method 13 times to make my pc work
by The Underscore Bro March 7, 2022
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The glow stick method

When a male sees a big tiddy goth girl in a Dollar Store and gets a noticeable boner. The big tiddy goth girl notices, and winks at the man. The pair go behind the counter and the big tiddy goth girl takes out his boner, but instead of using a DS stylus she wraps both hands around the shaft (one at the top and one at the base) and snaps it in a downwards motion. Then after the snap, comes the vigorous shake.
*bro 1 rubbing his dick
Bro 1: “Yo, my guy, my dick is hurting.”

*bro 2: raises eye brow
Bro 2: “Yo, why’s that?”
Bro 1: “Me and scki did the glow stick method yesterday.”
Bro 2: “ Oh shit bro!”
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