Merp

An evolved greeting deriving from a strange not-quite-meow of a kitten. Since first being introduced, "Merp" is now an acceptable word to use as much as possible, to confuse non-merpers and to connect with the crazy cat community, and is slowly being used more often in everyday life.

Can also be used as an adverb (Merpy), a noun (e.g. silly Merp!) or verb (She was Merping)

1- *walks in* "Merp!"
2- "oh, Merp!"

by AliasDictionary December 1, 2017

merp

a sexy name for the california underground

i want to merp so bad im itching

by drew3 June 12, 2024

Merp

He is a cool kid goblin and he can shoot stuff with a bow

Oh shit it is Merp, let me get his autograph

by autoosticboi69 February 21, 2018

Merp

The sound you make when you forget that you are painting and get paint all over yourself Merp!

Johnny was painting and he got paint all over himself and he said Merp!!

by Nerp February 28, 2019

Merp

Merp (adjective/exclamation): A playful term used to describe someone or something behaving in an endearingly absentminded, clumsy, or humorous way. Often said with affection or mild exasperation, adding a lighthearted tone to the moment.

"Listen, merp, it's right here on the counter!" or, "Oh, merpo derpo, you're holding your phone upside down."

by Xevathin January 2, 2025

Merp

When you drop something or mess something up you can say this word. It is a better replacement for oop.

“Merp! I dropped my pencil.”

by Beth Rodgers April 9, 2020

merp :p

merp :p

im sorry :/ merp :p

by jauwonk November 22, 2020