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meserve

a name that is used to describe someone who is short tempered and talented in all of the arts. Someone who is generally rude and blunt but is a loyal friend and very unique.
That girl is one heck of a meserve defending her friend.
by definitionwriterperson May 6, 2009
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menstral queef

johnnyboy: i fucked my girlfriend last night and i heard a menstral queef.

flatulator: why would you fuck your girlfriend when she's on her rag?
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Sam Menstruating

When Sam bleeds out of his coochie
Sam menstruating

Sam: “I hate all of you go die in a hole

Connor and friends: “Wow, Sam began menstruating
by SamMenstruates.com February 4, 2021
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Menstrual cycle leap year

That time of the month, when that time of the month is supposed to happen, but is delayed. This is due to the fact the leap year affected the menstrual cycle.

This can sometimes cause a woman to believe that she is pregnant. When in fact, it is simply the menstrual leap year at work.
Natalie: Ermahgerd, my period is late. I must be prego!

Seanequa: No, Natalie, you are not prego. It is simply a result of the menstrual cycle leap year.
by Sand-nigger Jesus October 30, 2012
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Menstrual Facial

A face full of any king of red sauce, like barbecue, ketchup, or wing sauce. The person's mouth area ends up looking like a bloody vagina, especially if the person has facial hair.
Joe ended up with a Menstrual Facial after finishing his plate of Buffalo Wings.
by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009
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Menstrual

When one completely looses their mind.
Maida was going "menstrual" whilst "dash handing" to gay german porn.
by Akbar Dirka Dirka November 10, 2006
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menstrual death

When a women with heavy flow is engaging in the act of taking a shit, and at the same time excretes a large amount of period juice, which combines in odor forming a rotten death smell of evil. This is doubly offensive if the women is shitting in a dirty bathroom.
Dude that shit smelled like menstrual death!
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
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