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melon scoop

When you walk up to a friend, female, or male with large fat rolls on his pectoral muscles, and extend your hand under their breast swipe your hand upwards and exclaim "MELON SCOOP" This is best preformed by females upon females, and is discouraged to do by males as you will be subject to dance the nutcracker.
Gregg : MELON SCOOP!!!
Darien : What the fuck? *nut shot*

~This was word was made up by Darien S. and Monique P. in Florida bitches. No claiming.~
by TAZZ~DARIEN October 7, 2010
mugGet the melon scoopmug.

Bop melon

A sober nigga who bothers members of the pull gang and opposes the consuming of a marijuana substance.
Jimmy: Weed is bad for your health.
Ben: shut the fuck up you bop melon.
by Boppy boi June 13, 2018
mugGet the Bop melonmug.

Slaughter Melon

A watermelon that comes to your house and fucking murders you
Guy: Oh Shit! That's fucking Slaughter Melon!

Slaughter Melon: Die Bitch!
by Fatty Acids July 20, 2011
mugGet the Slaughter Melonmug.

melon boat

Person 1: Did you get the melon boat? It was pretty revolting.
Person 2: Naw, I got me the spicy meat banana.
by Grand Funk Toaster Syndrome December 3, 2013
mugGet the melon boatmug.

sex melon

A typical grocery store melon used for masturbation. Using a watermelon or cantaloupe a hole is cut so that a penis can be inserted. It is unknown if this can be replicated with autumn varieties of squash.
I will cut off your head and use it as a sex melon.
by Sexmelon January 15, 2014
mugGet the sex melonmug.

melon head

A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.
by the prophet June 7, 2004
mugGet the melon headmug.

Squall Melon

The supple breast of a young lady, not to be picked from the vine prior to eighteen years of maturation.
Rob saw that girls huge squall melons and did a double take.
by yoor January 6, 2008
mugGet the Squall Melonmug.

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