Mature Cheddar

Mature cheddar is slang for "old money". If somebody inherited their fortune, they are classed as mature cheddar.

“How did you manage to buy half of Switzerland and a Gucci handbag?”
“I'm mature cheddar.”

by C L G July 04, 2021

Extra Mature Cheddar

Extra Mature Cheddar refers to 'old money' that has been in a family for a minimum of 6 years. If somebody's ancestors inherited the family fortune, they're classed as an extra mature cheddar family.

“How do all of his relatives own 6 Lamborghinis and 2 islands?”
“He's extra mature cheddar.”

by C L G July 04, 2021

more mature

Adults in an older age group, usually grandparents and/or g grandparents (boomers and older mostly), with more knowledge than todays youth.

That more mature person is trying to tell me how to do my job.

I liked the way that more mature couple were dressed.

by YoShi KuRomi July 02, 2022

Maturer

More than mature could ever be. People who can't grammar would use this. That includes me.

"Yeah i have this younger voice, in a maturer body, and graduates highschool" - Chad guy who hates his voice

by feckfeckfeck March 03, 2021

pre-mature snowjaculation

When snow cums early and leaves a blanket of a white unwanted substance

We had pre-mature snowjaculation a month early and it didn't even throw me a towel

by Coryjamescook October 21, 2022

Pre-mature E-flopulation

When playing Texas Hold-em, the dealer turns over the flop before everyone has bet.

Dude, I have not bet yet. That was such a pre-mature E-flopulation.

by TX-BWC August 19, 2010

mature hoof

An old aged vagina

I met an old lady on the train, she offered to show me her mature hoof.

by TellerOfTales January 28, 2017