the matrix

Some gayfucktarded movie starring some gayfucktarded actor who makes nothing but gayfucktarded movies.

Keanu Reeves is a gay and fucktarded fucktard actor.

by Jorge Carlin December 18, 2004

MATRIX

An $800 paintball gun that makes a funny plunger sound when fired and uses large amounts of air.

Last weekend at the field I saw two different guys firing matrices.

by nuage August 27, 2003

MaTriX

a good kung fu movie that is not philosophical or remotely about metaphysics

the matrix is kung fu

by dsajfkl;fj;lsa;lfa July 12, 2003

MaTriX

To experience something like out of the movie "The matrix" for example bullet-time,or the use of quick reflexes.

-My Friend rolls a pen down the desk while I am concentrated on something else, all of a sudden when the pen falls I catch it swiftly and he goes like "Holy shit! You busted a matrix!"

by Teh Dave July 13, 2003

The Matrix

Often confused with the closely related "Gaytrix", which is a highly fictitous movie with very little plot development and acting; as well as mediocre action scenes that lasts half the movie.

Mi hombre fui ver el Gaytrix... pero no le gusta.

by moose nuts November 17, 2003

Matrixed

1. Derived from the film 'The Matrix' when the guy hell moves really fats to avoid an oncoming bullet, a matrix occurs when you do something really sneaky without anyone else noticing to avoid insult or injury. It is also similar in meaning to the word, 'smooth'.

*derek ditches a brick at paulies head, but Paulies ducks to avoid it*

Derek: Whoa man! you just fully matrixed that brick!

*Paulie steals Dereks dildo from right between his arse cheeks without him noticing*

Derek: You fully Matrixed that dildo from right between my arse cheeks!

by watnow August 24, 2006

Matrix

1.A reeeeaaaally powerful virtual reality generator
2.To avoid something that was throwed on us.

1.Wow! This veedio game is a real Matrix!
2.*he avoided being hit by a stone* -Hey! I did a matrix!

by kilgayne October 18, 2003