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Matrix Moment 

A point in your life when you realize that everything or everyone around you is unreal and/or meaningless. Its a form of enlightenment where you can let go of your previous beliefs and realize what is important.
While working at a typewriter company, I read an article on computers and their word processing capabilities. I had a matrix moment when I realized that the company and my life's work had been rendered obsolete.
Matrix Moment by the pump January 10, 2015
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matrix it 

to violently yet eloquently hand a beat down neo-esque style.
"If you do it right, you can make him miss then throw the high cross, maybe come back with a three .... then proceed to matrix it."
matrix it by jfd.lew May 4, 2010

Matrix Motion 

The feeling or sensation a person gets while standing in an upright position on a train between when the train is coming to a stop and when they are about to get off; The leaning movement caused by someone standing on a train as it prepares to stop; A motion made by a member of the court or judicial system that seems so bizzarre, it seems to be a statement that could only be made in the Matrix and/or, makes the person talking seem like they were from or could have been to the Matrix.
Person 1: Yo dawg, I was on the yellow line and got that Matrix motion.

Person 2: For real?

Person 1: Word.

Lawyer 1: Did you hear that, is that person crazy?!
Lawyer 2: Yeah, I heard it, he/she just made a Matrix motion. We'll see what happens next.
Matrix Motion by Dude2.0 March 5, 2010

matrix boxer 

One who when fighting, tends to lean back, or to the side drastically in an attempt to avoid punches
Hey man did you see Jacob fight in the cafeteria
“Yeah, I didn’t know he was a matrix boxer”

Matrix 4 event 

An event that took place where a person nicknamed Matt went missing after watching Matrix 4. Some say a glitch in The Matrix occured.
Remember Matrix 4 event?
Yeah... I miss Matt.
Matrix 4 event by Mropdropp April 14, 2022

Matrix Syndrome 

An instinctive and unfounded hatred of any replacement, sequel etc. which fails to fill the immense shoes of its predecessor.
Guy 1: "Shit, how bad were Pirates 2 and The Matrix Reloaded?"
Guy 2: "Ah cmon, they both had their merits"
Guy 1: "Nah, completely sucked ass, with no redeeming features"
Guy 2: "Think you're suffering from Matrix Syndrome dude"
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Guy 1: "This new boss is a real douche; he's got nothing on our old boss!"
Guy 2: "He's been here one day. I reckon you've got Matrix Syndrome"
Matrix Syndrome by Flashheart January 8, 2009

Matrix Revolutions

The final chapter in the Matrix Trilogy, the Matrix Revolutions ends the war between humans and the machines.

Despite what the critics say, this is a kickass movie with an incredible fignt at the end between Neo and Agent Smith.