Matheo

A Matheo is a type of person who is obsessed with soccer and will never not think about it. He is also the type of person who is funny, in a weird or dumb way. Matheo is also someone who you share lots of memories with.

Remember when we played soccer with Matheo.

by Mittens January 27, 2018

Paul Matheny

The One, the most powerful person in existence. Destined for greatness, he is feared by all and revered by many. He may one day save the world, or he may choose to destroy it instead. A genius, he refuses to deal with idiots.
He has amazing style and is the most attractive man to have ever walked the Earth. He also has perfect logical thinking skills.

If you wrong him, he will kill you, no questions asked. He is extremely vengeful and will get back at you no matter how long it takes.

He is Perfection.

How would I describe Paul Matheny? In a word, Perfect.

by theindividual97 July 7, 2012

ein matheson

a washy pathetic individual. A school washout.

ein attempted suicide

by awesome March 1, 2005

jailbait mathematician

A person who is an expert in determining the legal age of a person.

"She says she was born in '88. How old does that make her?"
"I don't know, go ask the jailbait mathematician."

by CMorales May 3, 2008

Marshall Mathers III

Marshall Mathers- a genius in the field of songwriting

by Rhaegan Dye September 5, 2003

Mathew

Wonderful,a strong caring young man with a good head on his shoulders.Handsome,tall,all the girls want him for themselves.Mathews are never accidently conceived. Gift from God.

Mathew Niel

by omms February 3, 2010

mathers

A common question used to answer the phone in Bakersfield, CA. It origination is uknown, however some speculate that it is traced to the Qatarian ancestors of the Janish tribe in Elk Hills. This saying was featured in the independent film, "Uncle Anna's Vagana".

Mathers? How can I help you.

by Liz Barrick November 4, 2007