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Mattress muncher

A "Mattress muncher" is predominately male and of the same sex perswation, having said that its not totaly necessary as long as one male or female is face down munching a mattress with something hard entering a lubricated hole, it could be any hole as long as there is a mattress and a person face down in that mattress.
She was face down taking it hard from behind, she was "mattress muncher" or more commonly used, Elton john, what a "mattress munching" homosexual. Not to be used solely in a negative way but to explain a certain style, having said that its a good cuss, piss off you matress munching bell end, possibly from the Brighton area in the uk.
by Witmond April 14, 2013
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Mattressdango

Sex (often rampant) involving a top hat and umbrella.
Sometimes you have to use mandango to do the mattressdango.
by Robert S May 13, 2006
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mattress rider

by elmeatwado January 24, 2009
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Mexican Mattress

When you take your piece/pipe under your blanket while you're on your bed, and you toke it. Gets hella thick hella fast
Dude I did a mexican mattress at home yesterday, I was so freakin' stoned
by The Dragon Lung January 11, 2009
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squat mattress

A girl who fucks a lot of squatters. Often a squatter herself, though not necessarily.
That girl fucked all the guys in the squat! What a squat mattress!
by Tigrrlily November 21, 2006
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Squaddy mattress

A squaddy mattress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
"That Laura is a right squaddy mattress she's shagged 17 of them!"
by ali November 30, 2004
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Matress

The Matress is a system. And that system is designed for 2 things.
That system is there to keep us comfortable at night when we sleep, but is also designed to keep us awake, to think about how many more pillows you need.
Were you listening, neo, or were you looking at that pillow in red?
I slept on The Matress last night.
by Anonymous October 12, 2003
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