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Mateo

A usually pretty egoistic, self-centered asshole that thinks he's above everyone.
Mateo? Oh yes, he's a toxic wh0re, better keep your distance.
by cevelle November 21, 2021
mugGet the Mateomug.

Mateo

“Mateo is boring
“hehe *i actually like him 🥺*
by Mily 👁👄👁 September 11, 2020
mugGet the Mateomug.

Mateo Pereyra

the most amazing guy i’ve ever met. he’s the prettiest boy ever and also a very hood guitarist. he’s funny and fun to talk to, even though at first he’s distant and can be quite dense at times. he listens to music all day and enjoys listening to metal (mostly heavy and thrash metal). his favorite band is slipknot but he enjoys megadeth, anthrax, slayer and other bands too. he also always wears a cap to school every day.

this was written by sebastian :D
look! Mateo Pereyra is playing the guitar, let’s ask him if he can play tornado of souls by megadeth for us
by sebastian_loves_mateo November 23, 2021
mugGet the Mateo Pereyramug.

Mateo Edwards

Mateo Edwards is the best cum guzzling dumpster there is he will do tricks on it till it snaps like Denis rodman Dennis rodman and has the biggest whale sized chick you have ever seen. he also loves the gym and is a huge gym rat and will lick the sweat off you during your sets the put his huge man tis around your cock and jump up and down. he is the goodest boys of them all
last night was a dream when Mateo Edwards came
by bobyyboyyyyyyyyyyyy June 9, 2025
mugGet the Mateo Edwardsmug.

mateos

A close friend or group of people who you are close to. It is a name you call them which is almost identical to the word “Mate” but with an extra “os” on the end. It is very respectful.

Pronnounciation: May-Toss
Damn, Mateos! That was awesome!

Hey, Mateos, can you pass the salt?
by TheRealStitch May 14, 2018
mugGet the mateosmug.

Mateo

Someone who just got there license then sneaks out 2 days later and steals a truck with his friend Austin in front of multiple cameras and expects not to get caugh
by White trash123 October 7, 2020
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Mateo. Kum

A very cool man who is very tall and cool and tall like Tyson
Person 1: Yo, your kinda like Mateo. Kum
Person 2: I know I am very tall and cool and tall like Tyson.
by Glorious Tyme November 14, 2021
mugGet the Mateo. Kummug.

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