When you are getting a massage, and the therapist tickles your butthole, she often looks at your spider puff, and it looks back at her.
Yo motherfucker, I was at that place on mulberry last night and the kinky chinky started rubbing my popcorn, giving me a spidey massage. dude it was amazing, I blew my load immediately.
by Big Dick ry April 29, 2022
Get the spidey massagemug. The act of being lied to by another which produces a positive sensation despite the person knowing it is a lie.
Although Kenny knew that Alisha had "Frenched" his best friend last night, her oral massage which consisted of her doing it in order to be a better kisser for him made him feel good.
by von groovy May 17, 2017
Get the Oral Massagemug. When a wife asks a husband for a massage without sex, he Jack's off on her back rubs it in and goes to sleep.
by Mongo likes candy April 5, 2023
Get the Angry massagemug. by Dudethatsforshizuptheyinyang January 18, 2018
Get the massaging kinkmug. Activity where party participants sit in a line, usually on the floor and massage eachother, most often( almost always) while on ecstacy.Coined in Catalina by the Core
by Spikolli October 17, 2010
Get the Massage Trainmug. A Mojo Massage is used to describe the massage technique that fuses a normal massage with an Erotic massage and Sensual massage. Whilst many people believe that the erotic massage and sensual massages are one and the same. They are in fact two totally different and the bringing of the two together gives a Mojo Massage which can tantalise all areas of your body.
The MOJO massage is subtle combination of 3 massages designed to take you from a position of being stressed before you start to one of complete relaxation at the end.
When interview she commented that one of the most important aspects of the MOJO massage was the products that are used during the massage as the effect of the massage needs the combination of waxes and oils.
The first part of the MOJO massage is a relaxing massage using Massage waxes to give a deeper and more relaxing massage Once the body is relaxed and more receptive to sensory stimulation the relaxation massage changes to a more sensual body to body massage using oils which aid sensitivity and heighten the experience, increasing the blood pressure and heart rate slightly and quickening breathing.
Once the body is totally aroused the sensual body to body massage becomes transformed into a slow lingam massage taken to the ultimate conclusion.
The massage is then finished off with an invigorating hot shower to remove all the oils. The MOJO massage takes one hour and what a great feeling it is complete satisfaction
The MOJO massage is subtle combination of 3 massages designed to take you from a position of being stressed before you start to one of complete relaxation at the end.
When interview she commented that one of the most important aspects of the MOJO massage was the products that are used during the massage as the effect of the massage needs the combination of waxes and oils.
The first part of the MOJO massage is a relaxing massage using Massage waxes to give a deeper and more relaxing massage Once the body is relaxed and more receptive to sensory stimulation the relaxation massage changes to a more sensual body to body massage using oils which aid sensitivity and heighten the experience, increasing the blood pressure and heart rate slightly and quickening breathing.
Once the body is totally aroused the sensual body to body massage becomes transformed into a slow lingam massage taken to the ultimate conclusion.
The massage is then finished off with an invigorating hot shower to remove all the oils. The MOJO massage takes one hour and what a great feeling it is complete satisfaction
by Lululiu December 6, 2011
Get the A Mojo Massagemug. An intensely relaxing massage given by Ed Crankshaft to his family and friends. When he does it, they sigh in relief. Most notably given when one of his family or friends is stiff or tired at the end of the day. An Ed Massage is very soothing. It often includes the sea foam green lotion known as Edward Ocean. If you want something that won't take a lot of time, don't head for a massage parlor - try an Ed Massage. And remember, Ed Crankshaft sent you!
Pickles: Hey Ed, I'm so sore. Chasing Homer around the garden really took a lot out of me. Its rough being a cat.
Ed: Well, that's no problem. How about an Ed Massage? (he takes a spoonful of the Edward Ocean) Here's comes the massage plane into the hangar! Zoom! (he starts Pickles' fur)
Pam: Oh no, I've been walking all day. Did I see you giving Pickles an Ed Massage? I need one too!
Ed: Okay, easy, easy now. This is going to be good. This is sweet. (he starts rubbing Pam's feet) You poor little chick. Daddy knows what to do.
Ed: (while sitting in front of the bonfire he feels a twinge in his back) Oh no, now I need an Ed Massage. Give me that Edward Ocean, would ya? (he rubs some onto his back) There! That's better. That felt good.
Pam: Do you want me to do all over? I mean, not just your feet, but whole body? I can do that if you want me to.
Ed: Sweet! My whole body feels rough. I haven't had an Ed Massage in days. I just need to warm up is all. Ed Massages rock! One of the best ways to relax after a hard day.
Pickles: Right on! Even an old mudcat like me would love an Ed Massage every now and then. High paw! (Pickles high fives Ed, scratching his hand) Ed Massage forever!
Ed: Well, that's no problem. How about an Ed Massage? (he takes a spoonful of the Edward Ocean) Here's comes the massage plane into the hangar! Zoom! (he starts Pickles' fur)
Pam: Oh no, I've been walking all day. Did I see you giving Pickles an Ed Massage? I need one too!
Ed: Okay, easy, easy now. This is going to be good. This is sweet. (he starts rubbing Pam's feet) You poor little chick. Daddy knows what to do.
Ed: (while sitting in front of the bonfire he feels a twinge in his back) Oh no, now I need an Ed Massage. Give me that Edward Ocean, would ya? (he rubs some onto his back) There! That's better. That felt good.
Pam: Do you want me to do all over? I mean, not just your feet, but whole body? I can do that if you want me to.
Ed: Sweet! My whole body feels rough. I haven't had an Ed Massage in days. I just need to warm up is all. Ed Massages rock! One of the best ways to relax after a hard day.
Pickles: Right on! Even an old mudcat like me would love an Ed Massage every now and then. High paw! (Pickles high fives Ed, scratching his hand) Ed Massage forever!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 26, 2011
Get the Ed Massagemug.