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The cheapest iphone on the market.
I wanted to get an iphone for christmas and my mom likes money so she got me the current mapfone.
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macron

Noun
An act of public handshake that seemingly never ends. It occurs most commonly when two people in positions of authority both attempt to assert their dominance over the other through the handshaking action.

Historical references: the handshake between French President Macron and US President Biden. Also, the handshake between French President Macron and former US President Trump.

Verb

To grasp someone’s right hand in your right hand, hold it tight, and to manhandle or to do as you like with it, in an expression of dominance. Usually accompanied by an additional series of touches performed by the left hand - with the left hand joining the adjoined hands, and/or touching the arm or shoulder of the person opposite. It is possibly a mating ritual employed as a diplomatic way to assess to sensual finesse, strength and stamina of a potential mate; more research is needed.

Alternative definitions
Someone who gets off on shaking hands.
A special type of hard on one gets from the act of shaking hands.
-Did you see that macron between them?
-How could I miss it? They were shaking hands for two hours.

They were macroning so long I wasn’t sure if they were gonna fight or …get a room.
by anonymous December 21, 2022
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The Mapro went to the party and made friends with every person there.
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Matronizing

Women gaslighting men to act helpful while portraying a sense of superiority
You're being a little matronizing telling me your mom does dishes better than me.
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Marroners Welcome

Marroners Welcome is a greeting used by trolls whom message people who are new to Instagram.
The marroners Welcome goes like "Hey what's up marroner? Welcome to Instagram! Try not to post any dick pics now, or else that would be a tragedy!"
by Unique philosopher October 29, 2023
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Marroners Welcome

The marroners Welcome is a greeting used by Internet trolls whom message new Instagram accounts. It basically welcomes a person to Instagram and tells them not to post any dick pics as it would result in bad consequences. Hence that's why it would be a tragedy!
The marroners Welcome goes like this "Hey what's up marroner? Welcome to Instagram! Try not to post any dick pics now! Or else that would be a tragedy!
by Unique philosopher October 29, 2023
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macron

To go somewhere to feast, celebrate or entertain yourself, while you have a crisis or serious problems at home, with a family or a country.
My brother had a very serious dispute yesterday with his girlfriend, so he went full macron at the nearest strip club.
by Roman Kudryavcev February 1, 2024
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