- An elaborate chat room, decorated by mushrooms and retards. -
You know those annoying little girls next door that never stop screaming?
You know those spiky haired blonde boys down the street, whose wealthy WASP parents and, far too busy to monitor how big of a fat bastard asswipe, that their kids are turning into, between SUV trips to soccer practice?
You know that group of screeching sixteen year old's who won't shut the fuck up about Naruto?
You know that jail bait whose profile picture is a conveniently faceless, cropped image of her Punky Brewster quality, early bloomer tits but, has a personality attached to a presence that you'd gladly replace with a starving, feral weasel up your own ass?
You know that Azn kid who screams "Pinoy Powa, Kstyle4lyfe!" and totally pwns nubs with broken English, all the time?
The one who wants to grow up to be a professional video game fighter?
The one who can "cancel" and "exploit" his way, out of nine incoming fireballs but, not his parent's basement?
You know that -begging to be punched in the throat-fucker, in the knit cap, and a short sleeve shirt, over a long sleeve shirt, over a short sleeve shirt, with his bangs covering his eyes in all the pouty, poorly angled, slightly out of focus, poorly lit, cel phone shots of himself in the bathroom, on his barely readable due to a shitty font on top of a shittier background-TKO'ed Myspace?
You know that seventeen year old, who spikes his hair like Goku and runs up and down the street, shooting imaginary Kamehameha's at passing cars?
You know that chode, who will be inevitably ganking lowbies in the starter areas of World of Warcraft a few years from now, with seemingly impossible, diminished grammar?
You know the kids that you'd put aside your possible love of children and/or innocence to crush into a ball of dripping flesh and compressed bone, with your bare hands, if it were physically plausible and legally acceptable?
Well guess what Nancyboy, they're all here! Yeehawww!
And you can't touch 'em!
Did I mention the mods are biased shit bags who favor nexon cash users and their own friends?
Do you like the idea of a poorly controlled game of right and left moving, big headed retards, pressing the three attack buttons endlessly to level up with a system that only rewards the lifeless wasted time of a nation of people who have been known to die playing games for too long?
Do you like the idea of getting "pwned" by a fourteen year old boy, who is simultaneously tapping his super attacks while jamming his dick into the face of his little sister's Barbie doll -whose best and, only material, is "lol n00b phayle u mad"?
Do want to hang out with little kids who just discovered 4chan?
Do you want a message board so bad, that viewing it has, more or less, the same affect as opening the Arc of the Covenant with the sole intent on using it as a makeshift toilet?
Do you like the idea of slaughtering the same poorly drawn monkey and his family repeatedly for a month just for half a level?
Do you have absolutely no other responsibilities or activities with which to "dedicate" yourself to? Would you then be interested in dedicating yourself to a video game? How about a really shitty one?
Enjoy crap?
Then sign up for MS today!
You know those annoying little girls next door that never stop screaming?
You know those spiky haired blonde boys down the street, whose wealthy WASP parents and, far too busy to monitor how big of a fat bastard asswipe, that their kids are turning into, between SUV trips to soccer practice?
You know that group of screeching sixteen year old's who won't shut the fuck up about Naruto?
You know that jail bait whose profile picture is a conveniently faceless, cropped image of her Punky Brewster quality, early bloomer tits but, has a personality attached to a presence that you'd gladly replace with a starving, feral weasel up your own ass?
You know that Azn kid who screams "Pinoy Powa, Kstyle4lyfe!" and totally pwns nubs with broken English, all the time?
The one who wants to grow up to be a professional video game fighter?
The one who can "cancel" and "exploit" his way, out of nine incoming fireballs but, not his parent's basement?
You know that -begging to be punched in the throat-fucker, in the knit cap, and a short sleeve shirt, over a long sleeve shirt, over a short sleeve shirt, with his bangs covering his eyes in all the pouty, poorly angled, slightly out of focus, poorly lit, cel phone shots of himself in the bathroom, on his barely readable due to a shitty font on top of a shittier background-TKO'ed Myspace?
You know that seventeen year old, who spikes his hair like Goku and runs up and down the street, shooting imaginary Kamehameha's at passing cars?
You know that chode, who will be inevitably ganking lowbies in the starter areas of World of Warcraft a few years from now, with seemingly impossible, diminished grammar?
You know the kids that you'd put aside your possible love of children and/or innocence to crush into a ball of dripping flesh and compressed bone, with your bare hands, if it were physically plausible and legally acceptable?
Well guess what Nancyboy, they're all here! Yeehawww!
And you can't touch 'em!
Did I mention the mods are biased shit bags who favor nexon cash users and their own friends?
Do you like the idea of a poorly controlled game of right and left moving, big headed retards, pressing the three attack buttons endlessly to level up with a system that only rewards the lifeless wasted time of a nation of people who have been known to die playing games for too long?
Do you like the idea of getting "pwned" by a fourteen year old boy, who is simultaneously tapping his super attacks while jamming his dick into the face of his little sister's Barbie doll -whose best and, only material, is "lol n00b phayle u mad"?
Do want to hang out with little kids who just discovered 4chan?
Do you want a message board so bad, that viewing it has, more or less, the same affect as opening the Arc of the Covenant with the sole intent on using it as a makeshift toilet?
Do you like the idea of slaughtering the same poorly drawn monkey and his family repeatedly for a month just for half a level?
Do you have absolutely no other responsibilities or activities with which to "dedicate" yourself to? Would you then be interested in dedicating yourself to a video game? How about a really shitty one?
Enjoy crap?
Then sign up for MS today!
by Lig Na Baste August 18, 2009
Get the Maple Story mug.Maplestory is a game full of ignorant and immature 13 (or less) year olds. It is known to be highly addictive, and very repetitive. It's a 2-d game, that has blocked out almost every form of swearing including "anal" so you cannot type "analyze" NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT DID YOU, MAPLE ADMINS? Also things that cannot be typed include: "FiniSH IT" "oF A Goat" it always seems to find some form of cursing whenever you want to message something really fast.
The only thing people call each other in this game is a "noob" even though they are unaware of what the true meaning of noob is. If you're a low level, you're a noob, not a newb. Because of the vast majority of stupid people, this is a very common mistake.
Also don't expect for trades to go very well, everybody on the game wants trades to be done quickly, and they don't even bother to negotiate, they just close the trade if they don't like the price. If you offer too high, they call you a noob, if you offer too low, the rip you off, so in order to get the best deal you have to have no life and remmeber all the prices and whenever they change.
The only thing people call each other in this game is a "noob" even though they are unaware of what the true meaning of noob is. If you're a low level, you're a noob, not a newb. Because of the vast majority of stupid people, this is a very common mistake.
Also don't expect for trades to go very well, everybody on the game wants trades to be done quickly, and they don't even bother to negotiate, they just close the trade if they don't like the price. If you offer too high, they call you a noob, if you offer too low, the rip you off, so in order to get the best deal you have to have no life and remmeber all the prices and whenever they change.
Dumbass: "LOL U R A NOOB"
Smartass:"Only a true noob would talk like that"
Dumbass: "LOLOLOL FCK U NOOB FACE"
Smartass: "You're just making yourself look stupid, dumbass"
9/10 people on Maple Story act like that
Smartass:"Only a true noob would talk like that"
Dumbass: "LOLOLOL FCK U NOOB FACE"
Smartass: "You're just making yourself look stupid, dumbass"
9/10 people on Maple Story act like that
by Maple Hater April 24, 2006
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That middle school everybody dreads in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Home to many kids who don't understand the process of growing up. Almost everyone there has gotten a detention or been to summer school. Atleast they have a China exchange program...
by MCMSkid April 11, 2011
Get the Maple Creek Middle School mug."I was Scarface, Jay was Manolo, it hurt me when I had to kill him and his whole squad for dolo" - Nas
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by gemstarrr March 23, 2005
Get the Manolo mug.Mapler 1: "I TOTALLY LOVE MAPLESTORY!"
Mapler 2: "IKR ITS SO RADD PLAY MOAR TONITE MEET UP IN HENESYS!!1"
Mapler 3: "YA GUNNA KS SUM N00BZ!"
Mapler 2: "IKR ITS SO RADD PLAY MOAR TONITE MEET UP IN HENESYS!!1"
Mapler 3: "YA GUNNA KS SUM N00BZ!"
by TomatoSauce August 24, 2008
Get the mapler mug.Typical yuppie suburban American town with a superiority complex. There are more cops per capita than anywhere else who have nothing better to do than pull you over for no reason and bust high schoolers parties to take the mike's hard lemonade home to their wives. Everyone has a dog and 2 kids. Everyone thinks they're cooler than everyone else because they had that monogrammed Hollister shirt first. For some reason the guys think its cool to spike their hair up like aaron carter at aaron's party. The mom's all bleach their hair and the dad's wear the same jeans they wore in the nineties. It used to be the fastest growing city in Minnesota but then the housing market crashed and no one wanted to live in those cookie cutter houses anymore. At the high school football games which you totes have to attend the girls all think leggings are real pants and say fun things to the opposing team like, "we've got money yes we do, we've got money how bout you." even though they have no more money than anyone else in this delightful state. They have a nice mall. Also their mascot is a maple leaf...
by scrapmetal December 4, 2011
Get the Maple Grove Minnesota mug.Manoli is a person who doesn't give a damn about nobody. He is almost heartless but when he has a person he cares for, he will care for them greatly. He's sometimes too nice that people take advantage of him but at the same time he has the biggest ego and it rises high up higher than Wiz Khalifa.
He also has eyes, the kind of eyes that you could get lost and have an orgasm over; turquoise in color.
He can sometimes be a fuckboy and lies a lot, but only one person can keep him grounded which is his girlfriend. He chooses his girlfriend over everyone else but isn't whipped.
He is very annoying and doesn't take anything serious, everyone calls him immature because of the way he walks, talks and acts. He will do everything that is wrong but when it comes down to one person(his girlfriend), he may become serious.
He also has eyes, the kind of eyes that you could get lost and have an orgasm over; turquoise in color.
He can sometimes be a fuckboy and lies a lot, but only one person can keep him grounded which is his girlfriend. He chooses his girlfriend over everyone else but isn't whipped.
He is very annoying and doesn't take anything serious, everyone calls him immature because of the way he walks, talks and acts. He will do everything that is wrong but when it comes down to one person(his girlfriend), he may become serious.
Example 1:
Damn, is that Manoli?
Yeah man, he's with his girlfriend again.. Goals though.
Example 2:
What? Doesn't he have a girlfriend? Why is he with that other girl?
Ah, he's probably a Manoli.
Example 3:
*someone is being annoying and irritating*
Ugh, you're such a Manoli.
Damn, is that Manoli?
Yeah man, he's with his girlfriend again.. Goals though.
Example 2:
What? Doesn't he have a girlfriend? Why is he with that other girl?
Ah, he's probably a Manoli.
Example 3:
*someone is being annoying and irritating*
Ugh, you're such a Manoli.
by Manoli's Girlfriend July 6, 2016
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