Pronounced 'Man~dee~gas'
A mandingas is a very butch like straight woman who neglects to shave her coochie, anus, arms, legs and whose cooter stank so bad ain't no body but the lowliest bum would have a taste of the female genital area.
Usually men run away in fear and she angrily begins to take up witchcraft, but if she wasn't so skanky and stanky maybe she'd be able to keep a guy, but nah she quickly switches into lesbo mode and goes on the warpath of hate and destruction!
A mandingas is a very butch like straight woman who neglects to shave her coochie, anus, arms, legs and whose cooter stank so bad ain't no body but the lowliest bum would have a taste of the female genital area.
Usually men run away in fear and she angrily begins to take up witchcraft, but if she wasn't so skanky and stanky maybe she'd be able to keep a guy, but nah she quickly switches into lesbo mode and goes on the warpath of hate and destruction!
Angela: I killed 5.6 mil people with my mind because of you!
Kevin: Shoulda showered bitch dayum!
Angela: that's ok asshole I made a doppelganger robotic version of you and he eats my twat! Has to pick his teeth and brush for days but meh it works for me!
Kevin: Shoulda just showered and had me do it ya Mandingas!
Kevin: Shoulda showered bitch dayum!
Angela: that's ok asshole I made a doppelganger robotic version of you and he eats my twat! Has to pick his teeth and brush for days but meh it works for me!
Kevin: Shoulda just showered and had me do it ya Mandingas!
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I hope that guy remebers to put his helment visor down while riding his scooter so he doesn't get bugs caught in his wicked mandango!
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by Madingo hunter May 22, 2017
Get the Madingo Hunter mug.1. Derived from the word Mandingo and the movie The Lion King, it is simply the more culturally specific term for a massive penis on a male that was born in Africa.
2. The slang term used to refer to the average sized penis of the Congo.
2. The slang term used to refer to the average sized penis of the Congo.
Example:
Did you see Ombuku's dick?
Yeah, he's got a Mandinglionking!
Example 2: Those Mandinglionking's in the Congo must need an exotic animal permit for that snake!
Example 3: God, look at the Mandingo on him!
It's actually a Mandinglionking, he was born in Sudan.
Did you see Ombuku's dick?
Yeah, he's got a Mandinglionking!
Example 2: Those Mandinglionking's in the Congo must need an exotic animal permit for that snake!
Example 3: God, look at the Mandingo on him!
It's actually a Mandinglionking, he was born in Sudan.
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Get the Mandingonized mug.The award given to the player who wins at least 3 out of 5 races in a Mario Kart championship.
Winning all races results in Maximum Mandangoes
Winning all races results in Maximum Mandangoes
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