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Yngwie Malmsteen

by hendrix August 1, 2004
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Malist

One who is a malist is part of the malism way of life. This involves following one of five paths to enlightenment, engaging in wars and generally being a pretty cool kid.

Very few females are malists. This is because criteria was recently made to get in, and you have to have a penis to be a malist.
"Hi there, I'm a Christian", "Nice to meet you, I'm a Muslim", "Well I'm a malist!"
by Malism.uk.tc December 5, 2011
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Malism

Extremely bad joke. Usually made by someone attempting humour, but failing miserably
A typical example of a Malism would be..While walking along the footpath, James looks at the leaf on the ground and says "leaf it alone" or while passing a bale of hay....Jeff exclaims...."Hey !".
by DJJimmyJ December 3, 2006
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yngwie malmsteen

Malmsteen is not the greatest guitarist, in fact his music can be downright difficult to sit through. He has talent, no doubt, and his best work is when he is playing classical, which he does better than anyone. Refer to satriani for the best guitarist, whose music has meaning and is not just loud noise.
Yngwie Malmsteen is a waste of talent, and his annoying solos suck.
by love, mom February 28, 2005
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It’s a Malissa thing

Typically you will see Malissa dancing like she is riding a motorcycle, telling people “we’re gonna fight,” her being extra, or she might be selling you a pretzel
When Malissa is being her self you take a Snapchat of her and caption it “It’s a Malissa thing”
by MJ103 May 19, 2019
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malasijahi

Malasijahi means beautiful 💜 and sweet 💖 and sexy😍 is loyalty 😘 and will beat a bitch up 💯💯and they always have big Booty's 😜😜
Malasijahi is loyal to her man😜😜
by Malasijahi June 16, 2017
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Malese

If your name is Malese, you are probably one of the most unique people in the world. It may be because nobody has your name either because it's a coolass name for elites, or you are from Antarctica. Either way, your wacky ass probably can't find a job, but you're probably liked by everyone, and make people laugh easily. Unfortunately, your wack ass can't find a job because the girl who smokes pot who took your spot hasn't been fired yet. You probably play eSports or something cool for a living, because every other prick doesn't chase their dreams. Also, if you renamed yourself, fuck you.
He is kicking everyone's ass in Smash, I bet his name is Malese.
by Bean-Man February 6, 2019
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