When a destination is not far geographically, but the traffic is always bad and it takes longer than it should.
Person 1: How far is work from your house?
Person 2: Only about 16 kilometers, but it is geotraffically in a bad spot.
When a guy is wearing tight pants that accentuate his package.
Hey Mal. Check out that dude over there. That is such a camel no!
A person of low intelligence, who usually makes life difficult for others in a team environment. Similar to the word fuckstick.
Hey Dude! What did you do that for? You are a real quokkstick!
A girl of asian origin who is smokin hot.
Hey Mal, Did you see that girl! She was asiariffic!
Extremely bad joke. Usually made by someone attempting humour, but failing miserably
A typical example of a Malism would be..While walking along the footpath, James looks at the leaf on the ground and says "leaf it alone" or while passing a bale of hay....Jeff exclaims...."Hey !".