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Marohn

pronounced as "Mar-own"
Is the term for a naturally born asshole who doesn't care what anyone think.
This person tells you how they see it. No pride and no prejudice.
there are two ways to be a "Marohn"
polite way
Guy 1-"dude i just failed my test what should i do?"
Marohn "study next time"
rude way
Guy 1- "dude i just failed my test what should i do?"
Marohn- "stop crying and go to the library"
by Joseph C. Marohn May 29, 2008
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Stockton to Malone

Named for the famous one-two punch for the Utah Jazz, a Stockton to Malone is when you fart in your hand and lift it up to your buddy or girlfriend's nose, thereby assiting in their enjoyment of your gas.
"Dude, the date was going fine until I passed her a wicked stockton to malone. She hasn't called me since..."
by joe9999999 September 13, 2007
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Maloned

Maloning is an act of getting ahead in your career at the expense of someone else. This usually involves an act of violence- such as deliberatly injuring someone else.

Originates from the character 'Nomi Malone' in Paul Verhoeven’s Showgirls. In this movie, Ms. Malone pushes a fellow Showgirl down the stairs to further her career in an act of Maloning. The other character pushed down the stairs was 'Maloned.'
"Tonya Harding totally Maloned Nancy Kerrigan."
by Nixon Popdizzy November 3, 2003
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Malone

this has a number of different meanings:

1) Can be used as a general greeting of an odd, interesting, and/or manically behaving individual.

2) Or as a cry of disbelief or shock, usually after an unthoughtful or an over-provocative comment, sometimes sexual in nature.
1) Person1: Hello! Nice to meet you. My name is (insert name). Yours?

Person2:
Hoonamoona Balloonamoo, which means the lover of all things four-legged and hairy, yet human-like.

Person1:
You...are a Malone.

2) Person1:
What'd you do last night?

Person2:
I had a three-way with your mother and 70 year old aunt...

Person1:
Maaaloooone!!!
by The Original Malone February 7, 2009
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maloney

a boy who is being rediculous and silly.
"you didn't call me last night."
"yes i did silly maloney!"
by Jasmone' January 17, 2009
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cock malone

an insult which has no actual definition. (thus if someone does not know what a cock malone is, they must be one)
person 1: tony showed us his balls at practice yesterday
person 2: what a cock malone

person 1: you are a cock malone
person 2: whats a cock malone?
person 1: if you dont know what a cock malone is than you must be one
by big throws malone October 26, 2006
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malonedick

Allan:Do you know malone?
Frank:Karl Malone?
Allan:No, Malonedick.
by Frug October 15, 2003
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