Malloritis

This chronic, untreatable, incurable "condition" (we resent the term "disease") is accompanied by symptoms which may include:

a) incessant squealing, noisemaking and overall spazziness, contrasting with an abnormally advanced vocabulary

b) the enlargening of the forehead

c) the inexplicable, carnal attraction to delicious, floppy, silken emo hair

d) and utter revulsion expressed towards the Pelvis Wave, which may well trigger this sad, sad condition.

(unreasonable restrictions thinly disguised as a)FUN FACT:
Coined by the creator of the Pelvis Wave. May only be used as a nickname for a certain person by the creator of the Pelvis Wave. So it is written, so it shall be done.

DAMMIT! George did the Pelvis Wave all up in my grill! Now I'm gonna get Malloritis...for LIFE!

The Pelvis Wave is fickle, it goes away...but MALLORITIS is here to stay!

by Ano-MALLY December 25, 2008

Malforious

A smell so incongruently evil that it has been known to cause temporary loss of all senses.

He farted (like he ALWAYS does) and it was so malforious that that I divorced him.

by Little Black Dog February 3, 2010

Małgorzata

Małgorzata is the whole package. She's smart, funny, has beautiful eyes, caring, loving, an amazing figure and very cute. She has a complex, but beautiful personality and great morals. Even in the worst of times Małgorzata will put a smile on your face. She always makes it hard to say goodbye, and you ca talk to her about anything. She is very loveable and the most amazing girl you will ever meet, if you're lucky enough.

Yeah Małgorzata's my girl, I love her so much!

by ilybaby<3--E December 18, 2020

Alaina and Mallory

Alaina and Mallory is bestfriends with a bond no one can break. They are the best duo, they are the perfect fit one is mean and one is nice.

Those girls look like a Alaina and Mallory

by Pusseater400 June 2, 2020

Mallory

When you are bent over throwing up in a toilet and fart and projectile shit on the wall at the same time.

I walked into the bathroom after this girl and she pulled a Mallory, puke and shit everywhere!

by G the Giraffe December 21, 2017

malory

a fierce, 100%canibal; one who enjoys eating, breathing, and talking about people. though she has a quite goofy side, malory is constantly, canibal(ing).

" gee bud, youre acting like a malory! "

by alisa rios January 24, 2008

Dirty mallory

A woman after receiving a creampie pushes is out puts it inside whipcream and makes a family dessert.

I went over to my girls house and we had a dirty mallory

by Racing87s March 30, 2020