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Zombie Makeout

A person who can't makeout properly if their lives depended on it. Usually starts with an ugly girl you got with because your friends pressured you, then she starts making out with you like she's trying to lick icecream off the bottom of a bowl. Too much tongue, slow, and creepy.
Dude, i hate you. That girl pulled a zombie makeout on me. She stuck her tongue down my throat like she was trying to deep throat me!
by alexmawdsley December 27, 2009
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makeout competition

When two people make out for a competition. Usually, girls go to one wing of the stage and boys go to the other. The girls line up in no particular order and the boys do too. When the bell rings, the first person in each line has to go onstage and make out for ten minutes. Sometimes total strangers have to make out. The best makeout-ers get a prize.
Harrison had always liked Charlotte. She was just so pretty. When he heard that Charlotte was going to join the makeout competition for Year 8 at his school, he decided to join too. He prayed each night that he would kiss Charlotte at the makeout competition.

When he arrived that Tuesday, there were many people. In the crowd he saw Janice. He had hated Janice for as long as he liked Charlotte. He prayed that it wouldn't be Janice.

In the waiting room, he waited in line. The bell rang. After ten minutes, the bell rang again. In the fourth pair, Harrison could see from the TV that it was Charlotte on stage, kissing Anthony. This made Harrison immediately sad. When he went out, he stopped in his tracks. It was Janice! Both of them groaned as they slowly approached.

Reluctantly, their lips touched. They started kissing, slow and dry, until Harrison decided to put his tongue in Janice's mouth. He shoved it in and they started heavily making out. Their tongues touched, licked, wrestled. Harrison felt some saliva enter his mouth. He decided to mix it up with his saliva and let it drool back into Janice's. Harrison, having hated her all the time, decided to make use of those ten minutes. He held Janice's head close to him and started licking her oral features. Janice did the same back to Harrison. Harrison and Janice stood there with tongues active and with each other's drool flowing down their chins. The bell finally rang. When they parted, a long spit bridge hung between them.
by Babies porn August 25, 2013
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makeout bitch

someone who tags along with a couple so that the couple can makeout with their parents thinking it is a group activity.
She was Jamie and Rachael's makeout bitch.
by Anne E June 17, 2006
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mareon

Any kid with this name is a savage and a goat. He likes any girl he sees. Everyone wants to be his friend because he is super nice.
That kid Mareon is a savage.
by Wilson Kid May 16, 2018
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Harry Mckeon

A tall, slim male who looks is frequently mistaken for fictional character, Where's Wally. Currently dating. Also known as leader of the Harry Mckeon religion. Tends to be stalked by ex-harry mckeon religion member P W. Harry Mckeons' also tend to look good in white. Resides at Nudgee.
Where's Harry Mckeon?
by red cap day October 18, 2008
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Fakeout Makeout

Where A Guy And A Girl Start Making Out To Avoid Being Caught Plotting
Susan: "Oh Crap! Someone is coming"
Steve: quick Lets Fakeout Makeout.
by Justin Pichette September 14, 2005
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Makenna

The sexy one. She is always so caring! Makenna usually has dirty brown hair and blue eyes. She always has a precious smile and makes everyone happy. She is so hot that when her squad goes clubbin, she makes them look 1000 times better. She is very caring and funny. You need a Makenna in your life! Soooo sexy.
Guy 1: Damn! Look at that group!
Guy 2: They’re so hot!
Guy 3: There must be a Makenna in that group!
by Okrrrrr May 14, 2018
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