mailbox slot

When those with a penis urinate at just the right angle to pee between the toilet and the seat, leaving the floor, the toilet, and maybe their pants a bit more yellow.

Honey, I need a roll of paper towels. Hit a bit of a mailbox slot over here.

by Skototropism July 12, 2024

Mailbox

A person who says nothing important

;spam

They've been talking for 3 hours and I don't care about anything They've said they are such a mailbox

by Gamemaster6663 January 25, 2023

Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss

Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"

by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024

mailbox joint

Term used to describe a joint rolled by sticking two different brands of rolling papers to make one multi-colored joint.
The first named example of a mailbox joint was rolled with one RAW organic 1 1/4 rolling paper and a JOB 1.25.

Last night was insane, I matched with my uncle and his stingy ass made sure to weigh the bud to the milligram. He was tweaking so hard that we had to roll up a mailbox joint using one of each of our papers because he quote "didn't want to waste all the RAWs"

by def_brandon November 5, 2020

Mailbox Tuesday

The second tuesday of every month, when one indulges in a mass amount of cannabis smokage.

Joey: Hey man its the second tuesday of the month!

DJ: Mailbox Tuesday! lets smoke a ton more weed than usual.

by MBTjustin April 21, 2010

mailbox dick

when a dick is waxed/shaved so that the only hair present is in the surrounding area of the balls rather than the balls themselves

“She pulled down Matt’s boxers and there it was— a nice, clean, and suckable mailbox dick.”

by holyblazer December 17, 2022

extension-mailbox

An 4-foot-high L-or-T-shaped bracket of timber with a mailbox mounted at the "upper" end; you temporarily clamp it to your existing mailbox so that the "auxiliary" mailbox extends out over the piled-up snowbank; with this simple/inexpensive set-up, the mail-carrier can still reach your box from his vehicle, but the huge blades on the D.O.T.'s snowplows will simply pass underneath the box, allowing the trucks' drivers' to just plow right on through without worrying about damaging your box.

Constructing and installing an extension-mailbox assembly is simple 'n' easy, costs very little (all you need are two or three large C-clamps, an ordinary plastic/metal mailbox, a couple 2X4s, and a little hardware to cobble it all together; these ordinary/everday items can often be obtained for free or next-to-nothing if you "go scrounging" at da nearest metal-scrapyard and/or are good buddies wif da local junk-dealer), and eliminates mailbox-plowing costs and/or tons (literally!) of snow-shoveling. Why glumly shell out twenty or thirty bucks after each and every blizzard to have someone drive out to your home and plow away the snow from your curbside, just so that you can receive a few pieces of junk mail each week???

by QuacksO November 16, 2018