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Magnum Opus 

Hym "You gotta hurry up Jordan! You gotta come see my Magnum Opus! HIDDEN FORBIDDEN GARBAGE-CAN, Jordan! Remember!? It's getting hard to walk! I'm going to need to build some kind of bridge to get over all the garbage... I've been living like this for months! Oh! You know what? I need a garbage shovel! But not until you come see it! The variety is what's impressive about it... But, yeah, hurry it up! It's here Jordan! The Ultimate Art! You gotta- You gotta hurry up and come see it! HIDDEN FORBIDDEN GARBAGE-CAN it's called! It's probably 2 or 3 tikes better than the Mona Lisa! #HIDDEN FORBIDDEN GARBAGE-CAN! Trending now on Twitter. The best are that has ever been made!"
Magnum Opus by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
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Magnum G. I. 

The act of being tenderly sodomized by a well mustachioed man.
Last night, Thomas drove us out to the beach where we spilt a case of Coops beer and then he gave me the 'Magnum G. I.'

Magnum Music 

Magnum Music is songs like raspberry beret, atomic dog, 1999, and jump. This is the type of music that would be played in the queue of a roller coaster in the late 80s and early 90s. The people in the line would be wearing visors and fanny packs. The name originated from Magnum XL 200 at cedar point in Sandusky Ohio when they used to have DJ’s in line.
Heard prince the other day on the radio and it made me think of Magnum Music
Magnum Music by steak master June 5, 2025

Magnum Opus Syndrome

Noun

A condition suffered by writers and creators, making them view their current work as a masterpiece in the making, despite them not having the required expertise.
This delusion often leads to the work being loaded with excessive seriousness, shallow philosophical rhetoric, and oversized themes it has not earned. The result is a work that insists on its own importance, framing ordinary material as profound and universal.
I couldn’t finish the novel. It was 300 pages of a barista explaining free will. Magnum opus syndrome much?

7mm Magnum 

The most ass-kickingest cartridge in the world!
guy 1: That guy totality fucked that elk up!!
guy 2: What did he use?
guy 1: a 7mm Magnum!! duh!!
guy 2: Oh yeah.. i must be stooopeeed!!
7mm Magnum by alphadarklite June 6, 2010

.44 Magnum 

A handgun cartrige orignially developed for the Smith & Wesson. Model 29 double action revolver. The .44 Mag is the brainchild of pistolero Elmer Keith.
The .44 Magnum was forever immortalized when it was first seen in the Clint Eastwood movie, 'Dirty Harry.' It has become a popular handgun hunting round, and can be found chambered in various handguns, including the Smith & Wesson 629 (and variants), Ruger's Blackhawk, Redhawk, and Super Red Hawk revolvers, and of course the ever popular Israeli Desert Eagle autoloading pistol. While no longer the reining heavyweight champion, it is far more practical than cartridges such as the .454 Casull, .475 Linebaugh, (.50 Action Express), and .500 Smith & Wesson.
.44 Magnum by JoeBob September 2, 2003

Stroke My Magnum 

The Action Of Stroking Ones Magnum In A Victorious Fashion, Getting Yer Cock Stroked!, But It Must Be Said In A German Accent.
Whiteboy:Yo' That Shit Was Whack.
Matt: Yeah I Know, But I'll Tell U What's Not... Stroke My Magnum! (In German Accent)