metrosexual

1. A person who is straight but acts really really gay.
2. Always gels hair, shaves legs, and waxes eyebrows
3. Loves to tan naked with other men
4. Loves steamrooms with naked men
5. Masturbates with men he meets an hour before
6. All in all, "Ryan Yamada"

"Hey megan, i shaved my legs, waxed my eyebrows and gooch, and sucked dick all the way on the ride here. My name is Ryan Yamada and i'm metrosexual."

by Big massive chode July 2, 2007

MetroSexual

Defining a straight man who is very in tune to hip, urban lifestyle. He is immaculate in his appearance and doesn't mind spending huge amounts of money on clothing and shoes as well as skin and hair products. He also may spend large amounts of time in a gym or health facility because of his obsession with his body. Although he is straight, his trendy, stylish appearance may be more closely associated with that of a gay male.

straight-man
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gay best friend
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METROSEXUAL

by CazualTee November 24, 2003

metrosexual

Liberace was the ultimate metrosexual.

Emo people are pretty metrosexual as well.

by Bond, James Bond June 7, 2005

Mudrosexual

(noun)

a nation; a community; a body of persons held together by belief in common origin. Different back grounds, one passion, Mud.

Essentially normal males and females (mudrosexuals) who get a kick out of physical and mental thrills driving into big puddles, bogs, and extreme hill climbs.

Based on the four wheel drivers from New Zealand 4x4 Motorsport.

by NZ4x4Action August 18, 2009

metrosexual

Someone who REALLY loves trains and probably New York.

Person 1: Oh man, when I get on the early morning metro to go to work.... my body just explodes into this uncontrollable fit of excitement and pleasure.
Person 2: You're such a metrosexual!

by felisCschrödinger October 20, 2013

marksexual

when you have a sexual attraction to mark sloan

i can’t stop starring at mark that makes me marksexual

by hotforgreys January 3, 2021

Metrosexual A

Metrosexual A is a more apparent form of metrosexuality. Metrosexual A men are physically "metro." This includes but is not limited to: hair dying, matching/nice clothes, clean nails, and tanning.

The counterpart of Metrosexual A is Metrosexual B.

Guy #1: Is that guy gay?
Guy #2: Who? That guy with the frosted faux-hawk?
Guy #1: Yeah.
Guy #2: Nah. He's just metrosexual A.

by Alex Harm October 24, 2007