Elbow Macaroni on a Tightrope

The most random thing the human brain can whip up within the 21st century.

Fucking, Elbow Macaroni on a Tightrope.

by YankyStanky December 28, 2018

too much macaroni sweats

the point of sweating that is similar to when you have eaten an excessive amount of macaroni. it can be described as sweat that you can feel on your forehead, but cannot see when dabbing with a cloth or towel.

Guy 1 "god, i can't eat any more KD, I'm starting to sweat"

Guy 2 " I do believe you are suffering from the too much macaroni sweats."

by Didney Worl July 06, 2012

dont touch my macaroni

expression used when someone is touching your macaroni

phillip was eyeing my macaroni and i told him "dont touch my macaroni"

by squiggledick November 18, 2017

Macaroni 3000 grip trick

when the vagina is locking against the penis tightly

RJ: Man I asked Becky to do the macaroni 3000 grip trick on me and she did it bro I’m in love now

by kenjiitai October 20, 2019

Back Alley Macaroni and Cheese

(also Back Alley Mac 'n' Cheese)

Burnt Mac and Cheese; despite its somewhat unpleasing texture, it's still crazy delicious.

I hadn't made Mac 'n' Cheese in a long time so I accidentally ended up with Back Alley Macaroni and Cheese.

by Back Alley Bernie January 22, 2007

holy lonely pony eating macaroni

when a sad depressed male figure goes to eat macaroni but then a horse shits in it

bob: hey man want some macaroni

doofus: holy lonely pony eating macaroni there's horse shit in my macaroni

by mackmuffin10 February 15, 2022

Trinidadian macaroni pie

A Trinidadian macaroni pie is a term from Detroit that means group prison sex with large groups of African American men and one white person (the macaroni). The goal is to cover the macaroni with so much semen they resemble a glazed pie.

That new white guy took ten big prison dicks like a pro, he was so glazed up it was a genuine Trinidadian Macaroni Pie!

by Detroitbbbitch November 22, 2017