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Max

Instead of calling people black call them max
by NigFag69 January 13, 2018
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Max

The guy that tries to hit up on a good girl. He makes fun of others when they ackingscared around their crushes. Max will be the one to separate you from a bad situation of someone acting gay and someone else dickriding that gay person. Max is atrue homie. Btw, he loves dank shit.
Max:Ey ni🅱️🅱️a let's get away from here there is a gay bitch and a dickrider here.
by Dizdude720 October 4, 2017
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Max

the guy on the block
rockin that cock shock
ay
poo on the floor
your momma at the front door
Caitlyn: Max please stop drawing gay porn PLEASE-
Max: I can’t hear you
by MaxZigZagz November 3, 2020
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Max

Maxes are guys who are most likely to have friends, the average Max have friends who are nice and treat them right. As much as they can be “idiotic”, they are still loveable. Maxes are most likely to be emo, or an air sign/zodiac. They’re also very attractive, and are above the average penis size - so, a pornstar penis.
Girl 1: hey, should we invite Max to my birthday party?

Girl 2: yeah! I’d kill for him to come!
by rosiebabey June 23, 2019
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Max

If you have a Max in your life you are very lucky. Now if you do go up to him and have fun with him and be best buds with him. Normally Max’s hair is blond but it can sometimes be brown. Now there might be that lucky girl someday that he likes. If your are that girl than just go for it and ask him out. They are very unique and funny with a bubbly personality. But, if you do have a Max in your life then go show it of to everyone because you would be lucky to have one in your life!
Karen: “Have you seen Max”
Sarah: “Who’s that”
Karen: “Oh that’s my friend he is very loyal!”
Sarah: “Aww lucky you have a loyal friend. The only loyal friend I have is you”
by theb0mb.c0m October 22, 2019
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Max

Max is a perfect person and you will always want to be around him.

-Dil Pickle
“Max! You are so perfect!”
by Oneheckweirdgamer April 27, 2019
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Max

He is the big gay and he is stupid and loves the one. (She does ice skating, thats a hint max). Max loves a girl named "anonymous" but he won't tell her. Max is also aprtialy gay and loves lachlan.
Max loves "anonymous" but he would also like to grab lachlan by his booty cheeks.
by Max loves anonymous December 4, 2018
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