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Light Lunch

A small meal that's just big enough to satisfy a hungry tummy.
Kaylee : I believe i'll have a Light Lunch today just a salad & water for meI
Kiersten : Yeah I noticed you gained some weight I'll have a light lunch as well, lets see give me a double cheeseburger, large fries, large soda, and a cherry pie too!
Burger Boy : Wow you are so cute you look just like a pornstar?
Kaylee : Really!
Kiersten : Not you silly he's talking to me, no I just look like one & act like one every night in bed, all I have to do is spread my leg's and my man cum's for me!
Burger Boy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten: O wow I made the burger boy cream his pant's!
Kaylee : Was that really necessary?
Kiersten : Oh shut up and eat your salad fat ass!
by SlopNChop December 21, 2017
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School Lunch

1. Worst food you could ever eat.

2. A way for the Board of Education and the school to torture students.
by Nascar8fanga March 12, 2009
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lunch rub

that special moment you take in the middle of the day to pamper yourself and rub one out on your lunch break, preferably in the breakroom at work...a lunch rub can be solo, or tandem, or group...whatever works for the individual
So, I had a wicked awesome lunch rub today...I'm ready to face the rest of the day.
by Sean Riedel April 12, 2008
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Georgina lunch

Georgina lunch is in love with a girl called jodie and he wants her naked body in bed with him he wants her to give him a sexy lap dance in bed
Hi georgina lunch how was your lap dance with jodie.
by Xhngsmsyag August 16, 2018
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Lunch Foul

Similar to a party foul, the only exception being that it occurs in a school cafeteria rather than at a party. Following lunchtime blunders like spillage, spitting out of food amidst a fit of laughter, slipping on a stray banana peel, or cutting an elder in line, pals and passersby who witness said mess-up shout "lunch foul," drawing attention to the guilty party and burdening him/her with peer-induced humiliation. For added effect, start a slow clap whilst tablemates point at the wrongdoer. Guaranteed to cause an uproar, but beware: food fight may ensue.
Today Jamie made a funny and Julia laughed until chocolate milk came out of her nose...talk about a lunch foul!
by Dalevue September 30, 2009
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Downtown for lunch

Lighter, less crude analogy meaning to give oral sex.
Before she would let me screw her, I had to go downtown for lunch.
by silversausage October 14, 2010
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pulling lunch

When engaged in anal sex, pulling your penis out of the ass with feces and/or undigested food following it.
Alternative definition: When receiving deepthroat and you pull your penis out of their mouth and their lunch follows.
Hittin' dat ass doggy style, and when I popped her too deep I started pulling lunch!
I was gettin' deepthroat from my secretary. She must have got scared when the door opened, she backed off and I was pulling lunch outta her head!
by Unspeakable Darkness June 1, 2019
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