A cryptic description for having a shit as opposed to using the crude and vulgar "i'm goin' for a shit".
"Oh Christ, I can't hold it in anymore, I have to go and bomb a small African Village".
Lighter, less crude analogy meaning to give oral sex.
Before she would let me screw her, I had to go downtown for lunch.
When one, driven by resentment/hate/anger etc takes the decision to rub their penis head round the rim of target-person's drinking glass as act of revenge.
I fucking hate that bastard; when he leaves to go to the toilet, i'm Helmet rimming his fucking glass.
General twist on the hackneyed noun 'fart'.
Oops, you'll have to forgive me; I just had a little arse burp.
What happens when one is kicked hard in the ass hole, thus jamming one's 'jobby' inside the rectal tube.
OUCH! That was right in the butt hole; thanks for the Jobby Jammer, fuck head.