Bob lumpis

Bob lumpis is the most sexiest woman alive and has a very sexy brother Brandon

Bob lumpis is cool

by Olive lunetta February 09, 2021

lumpy dumpling

The act of feeding a morbidly obese white woman takis and laxatives then proceeding to stuff her in a sleeping bag, ensuring the top is tightly secured so vacuum seal is achieved. Thus resembling a lumpy dumpling.

Me: Yo bro, that fat white lady would be the perfect candidate for a lumpy dumpling.

Bro: I’ll get the takis

by Mr Cum Dump June 03, 2024

lumpy jeans

When you get a boner while wearing jeans and the jeans won't move and it feels weird as hell. Also a great excuse to go the bathroom after an awkward conversation

Ahh crap guys, I got lumpy jeans. Gotta go.

by Aiden226 April 06, 2016

rumpy lumpy

A word used to describe sexual intercourse with another being.

Did Jess and Tom go into the tent for some rumpy lumpy?

by Ross Piller November 15, 2007

lumpy fountain

when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.

Jimi Hendrix died from a lumpy fountain

by thechilde March 12, 2008

lumpy humpy

when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.

George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"

John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"

George: "That must have been painful..."

by dasvidaniya September 28, 2019

lumpy chunks

the result of a gassy friend consuming big red

mom!!! emma left lumpy chunks on my floor!!!!!

by yourlocalstainlesssteeldumpste April 24, 2017