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Riley: Grandad don't take that ho to Red Lobster
Riley: Wit da chedda biscuitz, no grandad!
Guy: Ummh, this biscuits are so good
Girl: I know, the orgasm they give me surpass anything you have
Riley: Grandad don't take that ho to Red Lobster
Riley: Wit da chedda biscuitz, no grandad!
Guy: Ummh, this biscuits are so good
Girl: I know, the orgasm they give me surpass anything you have
by hdevonxz September 7, 2008
Get the red lobster mug.The state of the male penis after frequent masturbation, usually 5 or 6 times in a day. The end of the bell turns a shade of bright red, similar to that of the colour of a lobster, and smells putrid like a used diaper filled with Indian Food.
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Members of the New England lobster fishing community who vigilantly protect their territorial waters from newcomers. They frequently inherit their fishing grounds from their parents.
Steve set some traps over in Barrett's Cove and next week the lobster mafia put sugar in his gas tank.
by zabazuve-ha January 21, 2008
Get the lobster mafia mug.1: To spend such prolonged time in the sun, or influenced by extreme emotion such as embarrassment or anger that your face turns a bright hue of red.
2: A fledgling indie Super Hero character (patent and trademark pending) who has the facial attributes that of a lobster.
- 2A: Notable markings and characteristics; bright red face, tendency to lie, a bike rack on a Saturn only used to transport pork products.
3: a person who works a low tier job maintaining hardware who becomes easily agitated when questioned, therefore ball and clenching their fists forcing blood to the surface of the skin causing a red glow.
Note: Often confused with other red faced creatures/animals such as Baboons. While they bare similar qualities (red face and easily irritable). they are entirely two different dullards.
2: A fledgling indie Super Hero character (patent and trademark pending) who has the facial attributes that of a lobster.
- 2A: Notable markings and characteristics; bright red face, tendency to lie, a bike rack on a Saturn only used to transport pork products.
3: a person who works a low tier job maintaining hardware who becomes easily agitated when questioned, therefore ball and clenching their fists forcing blood to the surface of the skin causing a red glow.
Note: Often confused with other red faced creatures/animals such as Baboons. While they bare similar qualities (red face and easily irritable). they are entirely two different dullards.
1. "I asked Erik if he was available on Monday and he said he had to be done by 11pm. When I asked why, and inferred he has a crap job... he got all lobster faced on me."
2. "Hey Erik, I don't think you should apply more Banana Boat tan lotion, you're already a Lobster Face as is."
3. "That Lobster Faced buffoon is a total Rudy."*
4. "Is Lobster Face available?"*
*These assume a person known to two or more people has already been designated and commonly referred to as Lobster Face.
2. "Hey Erik, I don't think you should apply more Banana Boat tan lotion, you're already a Lobster Face as is."
3. "That Lobster Faced buffoon is a total Rudy."*
4. "Is Lobster Face available?"*
*These assume a person known to two or more people has already been designated and commonly referred to as Lobster Face.
by R. Stark July 20, 2010
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by PriscillaGrrr May 25, 2010
Get the Lobsteritis mug.Lobstergen is the complete opposite of cardboard. By that it mean it's not in anyway like cardboard. Lobstergen is the base element that makes up all species of lobster. It is extracted via complex method where lobsters are melted at roughly 300,000 degrees Celsius and impurities are removed. The chemical formula is Lb37. Lobstergen abuse is becoming more common and although not physically adictive dependency has been reported. Lobstergen can be mixed with other drugs, see lobstersmack.
You:- Whats the direct opposite of cardboard?
Frank:- Why the fuck do you want to know that? Are you on lobstergen or something?
Frank:- Why the fuck do you want to know that? Are you on lobstergen or something?
by Don't talk to Frank, Ever! July 1, 2010
Get the Lobstergen mug.A "looks-looker" is somebody who constantly compares him or herself to similar-looking celebrities, often by obsessively searching through online media (e.g. Google images) and scrutinizing photos of the famous person in question. The looks-looker may get the idea that he or she looks like a certain celebrity either by imagination or even accurate self-perception, but most commonly it's the result of hearing repeatedly from strangers, "has anyone ever told you you look so much like...?" People who end up being "looks-lookers" usually really do resemble the celebrity in question; what drives them to obsessively compare their own faces/bodies to famous look-alikes is that they either hope they are not as alike-looking as commentators have perceived, or they feel the comparison was a complement but think it was overly generous and are trying to decide whether or not they can actually pull off "looking like" celebrity X.
Why are you being a LOOKS-LOOKER, girl? Whatever. You look like you, and anyways, Regina Spektor's hot!
by wordjunkie80 December 23, 2010
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