Lisa

A girl who is seriously delusional and is cursed with never having a real relationship at any point in her life. She has many issues and a terrible temper, completely submissive, borderlined mentally retarded and is a terrible cook. Unable to give a decent blowjob, so bad in fact that one can actually be turned off when receiving one. Has delusions of grandeur and self worth. Also may currently have a loveless marriage.

Why did you marry the play toy, Lisa? Don't marry toys!

by ortesk November 13, 2014

Lisa

Lisa is a backstabbing bitch. She is a major red flag and should NOT be trusted. She fakes everything and lies about everyone. Turns you against people and makes people passed at you. DO NOT TRUST!!!!! Literally such a mf hoe that no one loves.

Person 1: who’s that ugly ass bitch
Person 2: oh it is a lisa

by Iwilrapeyouinursleep May 4, 2022

Lisa

Hottest Women on earth!!!! are named Lisa and thats that

She is so hot, I bet her name is Lisa. If it isnt, Imma call her that anyway

by Real men love their Lisa May 17, 2012

Lisa

A middle aged teacher who likes to lecture. Uses the blood of innocent children to fill up her fountain pen. Wears P.F flyers and has many things wrong with her. Including Lupus, crippling depression, asthma, and dyslexia. Hates children, babies, young adults, teenagers, and her ex husband. Went to a fancy college but end up being a teacher. Points finger guns at all the children to release her anger. Enjoys Playing with hello Kitty action figures, Reading True Grit, making brownies with her cat and roasting her kids.

Wow. She is Lisa. She needs to be put in a mental hospital.

by I hate pll April 8, 2017

Lisa

bitch

Lisa is a bitch

by yagurlthy January 20, 2018

Lisa

ABSOLUTELY hilarious, a wonderful friend who can cheer you right up even though your about to abort your wives children by using a bat to her stomach, a Lisa will save the children from the abortion from a doom bat, shes a lovely women. You gotta luff her to death :D

Lisa stopped me from killing myself today. :3

by JesusChristItsTommy January 1, 2010

Lisa

A really talented, smart girl who is the biggest perfectionist ever. She's always doing crafty things, and strives to be the best person she can be. She is the best friend you'll have, and she's great in bed.

Example 1.
Aidan: "What's that?"
Christina: "That's the blanket my friend made me."
Aidan: "Lisa?"
Christina: "Yeah, she's the best friend ever!"

Example 2.
Marcus: "I had the best sex last night!"
Stacey: "You totally slept with Lisa"

by teeheeimfunny August 24, 2011