drdog's definitions

Cummy corner

When you ejaculate on the corner of an unused bed in a hotel room so the cleaning lady doesn't change the sheets and the next patron gets a crusty surprise!

"How was your stay?"

"Good! I gave that bed a cummy corner for the next guy to enjoy!!"

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by Drdog August 17, 2016

jellyfish slap

When you masterbate into your hand and then slap somebody's face.

Steven had to jellyfish slap Trevor for sleeping on the train.

by Drdog March 16, 2014

Lisa

An absolutely amazing girl, beautiful beyond compare with a nickname she totally hates. The greatest taste in music and and a wonderful body, a presence so intoxicating it kills me. What she lacks in vocabulary she makes up for in capactiy to love unconditionally. She is perfect and I love her ridiculiously.

"Damn."
"Yeah brah, thats Lisa"

by drdog March 20, 2012