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Limpotence

Adj. /‘limp oh tints/

A hereditary, deteriorating condition where two or more of the following instances are present

1. Inability to achieve erection

2. Inability to achieve full orgasm
3. Inability to quench ones hornyness

4. Ejaculate only in the form of precum
5. Higher sensitivity around the anus and nipples
My boyfriends always horny but never cums properly, It’s always just precum. I think he has limpotence
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lumpy elephant dung

The phrase the Marauders replaced, “Lilly Evans,” with in James Potter’s vocabulary using the spell, “Mutatio Verbi,” in the Harry Potter fanfiction, All The Young Dudes by mskingbean89
Luckily there aren’t many elephants in Scotland so there is a low chance that I will run into any lumpy elephant dung.
by Anything4ourMoony February 22, 2023
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limeybean

A girl on livejournal who founded a popular community based off of postsecret and faked her own death, later to come back in January 2006 to reveal all to her Internet best friends, cause mass drama, and become a celebrity over night.
Guy: "Where'd my online friend go?!"
Other Guy: "They must be pulling a limeybean."
Guy: "What?!"
Other Guy: "Faking their own death."
Guy: :cries:
by d00dette January 27, 2006
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limp bizkit

A rap metal band which is either extremely loved by its fans, or is extremely hated by metal fans who don't believe rap and metal should blend. The only rule about Limp Bizkit is you either love them oir hate them.
Metal Fan: GODDAMN Faggoty-Fagggot Ass Limp Bizkit!!! I fuckin' hate Fred Durst with his pussy-ass wannabe rapper/singer peresona and their fuckin' turntabels and their gay-ass voices!!!
LB Fan after listening to Slayer/Manowar: GODDAMN Slayer!! How the fuckin' hell can people say that this crap is better than Limp Bizkit!! All that these faggots do is scream and play their guitars hella fast!! This gay-ass shit fuckin' blows!!!
by Truth March 31, 2005
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Lippy Lahoo

What someone would say to his probation officer after finding out they can drive again after getting a DUI/DWI.
"I'm going to become a licensed driver again!!!1 LIPPY LAHOO!!!"
by ashleyrezai February 6, 2010
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LispyJimmy

A YouTuber infamous for posting lengthy click bait GTA videos and stolen viral videos filled with repetition for advertisement revenue.
Friend: You should watch some of LispyJimmy's videos.
Me: Why?
Friend: He was able to get an early copy of GTA VI before Rockstar even announced it!
by 0114gg May 29, 2017
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limp dick

n. 1)A man without the testicle fortitude to tap the ass of the hotties at a party 2)One who cannot get an erection
Don't be a limp dick! Go tap that ass!
by Ajones April 17, 2003
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