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A-lid ovens

a collossal beast of man dedicated to what is right at whatever cost. he is widely regarded as the next nelson mandella as he has taken part in moving and ingenious campaigns featurng the popular slogan ' A-Lid Ovens says...'
he has cured the world of AIDS and is now working on a cure for cancer, he beleives he should be finished by next tuesday. he has campaigned against unprotected sex, vandalism and staying in school.
his only downfall is his good looks, this has given him a huge sense of confidence which can lead him into sticky situations, most recent examples are his racist remarks such as Niggers are peices of shit and whites are supreme.
it is commonly regarded that these changes in behaviour are due to the stress of finding a cure for cancer, he is 2 hours in progress and is very dedicated.
he is known for his dashing looks including extremely long giraffe like neck, glasses, illegal scarf and earphones.
he is known for being in a relationship with Abbie Norman, she supplies the artwork for his successful campaigns and is an intergrated part of his work, it is a common conspiracy that she is infact behind the racist remarks.
as far as the story goes they met over an intimate moment involving ear phones and a misunderstanding, this soon blossomed into a fruitful relationship and business venture.
the A-lid Ovensism is a key religion and is said to be the most popular in the world, recently overtaking islam, the religion relies solely on giving all your things to him and in reward he will grant you eternal life. the enterance fee is a pair of earphones.
to conclude, A-Lid Ovens is a brilliant role model to the youth and is said to be the next jesus.
Heil A-Lid Ovens!
A-lid Ovens says "respect your work surface and it will respect you."
by Abbie Norman February 4, 2008
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dustbin lid

around the nipple there is often a darker circle. The phase dustbin lid is used to to refer to an extreamly larger dark circle around the nipple with the nipple acting as the "dustbin lid handle"
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lid locked

when you so faded you can't open your eyelids
she got so faded she was lid locked, she couldn't open her eyes to see her own name
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blow a lid

Getting so pissed off to the point of smoking an entire stash (lid) of marajauna.
If you don't do the dishes I'm going to go blow a lid!
smoke smoke smoke ahhh... doh no dishes to eat off
by drefanzor October 30, 2008
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LID

lesbiabn in disguise. Someone whos acts like a lesbian, but never admits it.
omg diane! you are such a lid!
by Rebecca Kelly January 21, 2009
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sewer lids

The oversized areolas of huge-tittied fat, white chicks. The brown color of the outsized areolas, surrounded by acres of white tit flesh, brings to mind the rusty sewer lids that punctuate our concrete, urban landscapes.
When I got that fat slut home and took off her bra, I was disgusted to find pubes growing from her big, ol' sewer lids.
by Stephen Shake Spear January 1, 2009
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Eye Lid

the cherry of a girls vagina. the eye represents the shape of a vagina and the lid represents the cherry.
Man did you see that chicks

eye lid bust open and bleed everywhere?
by XYour Real FatherX May 6, 2011
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