Lettuce Monkey

When you cup a your fart in your hand and then slam it into someone's face by placing the cupped hand over their nose and mouth.
Did you hear that? Slaaaaaaaap... "Lettuce Monkey"!
by knapptown357 December 14, 2009
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limp lettuce

a term used for a woman with a loose vagina
hit that

na man she got the limp lettuce
by frickinburt January 17, 2014
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Lettuce Republic

A country that is controlled solely by money, esp. one whose economy is based on servicing international capital, and whose government is repetitively involved in bailing out banks
After the Glass-Steagall Act was repealed and banks were allowed to become too big to fail, America's transition to Lettuce Republic was complete
by Agit8r August 02, 2011
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strong lettuce

I got high off that strong lettuce earlier
by Sophia Taviller March 14, 2020
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Take a lettuce

To give up and kill oneself; to intentionally consume lettuce contaminated with E. coli.

Originated when the FDA recalled lettuce in the U.S.
I'm so sick of school. Imma take a lettuce and end it all right now.
by integrandpiano December 25, 2018
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sick lettuce

did you see johns sick lettuce? i think he got it done at jim’s
by fullsender June 08, 2021
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Spread the lettuce

When a girl opens her lips wide downtown to give you a show of those beef curtains.
"Bro she sent that snap...straight spread the lettuce"
by Patelpatelpatel June 08, 2017
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