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Front Leaning Rest Position 

What the U.S. Army calls the "push up". Why in the hell cant they call it the push up like every body else in the English speaking world.
Drill Sergeant: Why are you late private?

Private : Well Drill Sergea

Drill Sergeant: (Cuts the Private off mid-sentence) I didn’t ask for any lip Private, Front Leaning Rest Position move!
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-Verb
1. The act of lurking in a concealed manner while pleasuring oneself, i.e., masturbating, spanking it, jerking the gherkin, etc.
2. The act of lying or waiting in concealment while pleasuring oneself.
3. To exist unperceived while fondling the genitals.
Origin:
Derived from the two words "lurking" and "jerking"
The girls at the Chi Omega house totally caught me lerking and called the cops. I had to run like a motherfucker.
lerking by nltgn February 5, 2010

Leaving an Orphan 

Usually performed by defecating in someones toilet other than your own. Then you carefully leave the bathroom and look for somewhere else to wipe. The next person in the bathroom is stunned to see the "orphans" in the toilet. May also be tastefully displayed by first lining the toilet water with carefully folded toilet paper, thereby ensuring your orphans won't drown.
After the golf game I poached in Dr. Hook's bathroom and left an orphan for him.
Leaving an Orphan by Pete North February 3, 2005
v. 1. To stare at the breasts or ass of a woman without their knowledge.
Dude, stop learing at my moms tits.
learing by MisterSTX May 28, 2013
Using foliage to enhance sexual pleasure, rubbing a leaf on the end of one's penis after ejaculation. Also Leafing can be used as an alternative for tissue paper, using leaves as a genital mop.
Rob; 'what did you get upto last night?'
Chris; 'Not much, just a bit of leafing with me ole bit of skirt'
Leafing by i'moutatoiletpaypa June 15, 2011

leaning tower of pisa 

The leaning tower of pisa is a sexual position in which 2 men and two women are involved. Each man is in the doggy style position with their woman, side by side and then perform a high five which creates the leaning effect of the tower.
Michael:"Hey Will that hoe is totally down for a leaning tower of pisa if yo girl Leilah is!"
Will:" Is that the one where we both fuck them and then high five?! ooohhh man im totally down!!!"
leaning tower of pisa by Noodly_917 November 26, 2011

leaping lizzy 

It's a fackin' lizard what more can I say?... A fackin' lizard in ffXI. Nuff said.
*wait hours for the pop*
/Leaping Lizzy POP\
*Miss claim*
/emocutwrist
leaping lizzy by Zedam May 17, 2006