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laserfist

Laserfist. A fist primarily made out of a body of coherant energy, namely, in this case a "laser". The "laser" is then formed into the shape of a fist.
Bob got angry and readied his laserfist for battle. He struck Neil who was then obliterated into a fine bloody mist.
by Laserfist January 9, 2008
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Laser Shank

To shank someone with a laser related device. i.e. Light Saber, Laser Pointer, Star Wars Light-Up Spoon, Wii Remote.
"How did he die?" "He beat his friend at Wii Sports, so his friend Laser Shanked him with the WiiMote.
by Sonia Belmont July 6, 2008
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Laserium

The Laserium is a laser show put to music and shown at a planetarium. They pick a theme like Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon and make a laser show around it. You could see a Laserium show at the Morrison Planetarium in San Francisco, back in the 70's
Dude, did you check out the Pink Floyd Laserium show last night? It was outta this world.
by The Conjurer August 23, 2012
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Louser

Used to describe someone who causes a team to lose while playing a game. Someone who you can never win a game with no matter how hard you carry.
Person I: I can’t believe you made us lose that round Karen.. you’re literally the worst. You better have been trolling and not an actual louser.
by coolerthanrat2and3 April 21, 2019
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The Laser Light Show

A term for a glorious penis (often seen in the lower regions of people who's name starts with "C")

It is said to have two elephant ears tattooed on the thighs to make it resemble an elephant.

There are also rumors of lights shooting out of it, thus giving it the name.
Girl 1: "I went and watched the laser light show last night."

Girl 2: "Oh yeah, I just went the other night... blew. my. mind."
by Batguy256 January 9, 2011
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Laser Vagina Surgery

The technical term for the procedure your dog has when she is spay'd.

Also the cosmetic procedure for correcting a mangled vagina.
I hope I neverhave to have Laser Vagina Surgery. That is one place a laser should never be.

God your vagina looks amazing. You have to give me the number to Laser vagina Surgeon.
by Banana Wiggles February 4, 2007
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laser vision

a super power everyone wishes they had.
you wouldnt call me queer if i could shoot lasers out my eyes! LASER VISION!
by ally pow January 6, 2006
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