watermelon dick

That really fat cock that small nerdy girls seem to go crazy for.

Evee couldn't stop thinking about Tom's watermelon dick.
After fucking Tom's watermelon dick, evee didn't walk straight for a week

by Tommickdic April 1, 2017

Watermelon Sugar

Term used for male precum while giving oral sex.

He just craves that Watermelon Sugar.

by Daria007 November 17, 2019

Watermelon Sugar

A summer-vibe song dropped by Harry Styles on fall season.

Them: How you doin'?

Me: Great. Stream Watermelon Sugar, peace out.

by same species as you are November 19, 2019

watermelon titanic

A type of food/drink where a small hole is cut into the top of a watermelon, and a bottle of alcohol, generally vodka, is poured into it. The watermelon is then placed in the refrigerator for a half hour to forty five minutes while the vodka absorbs.

Dude, last night I went to the party and they had two watermelon titanic's. That shit is so good you can barely taste the vodka!

by S.S.U.P.C. September 22, 2007

Fuzzy Watermelon

Noun. The act of spreading shaved pubic hairs on a woman's breasts (or "watermelons") after having ejaculated on them, following tittyfucking, thereby making her watermelon's fuzzy.

Christina was unable to show any cleavage this morning because she had been fuzzy watermeloned the night before.

by NomNomNomduPair March 29, 2009

Watermelon Bones

The peelings that are left over when you eat watermelon slices.

"Put those watermelon bones in the compost!"

by The Real Slim Brady August 10, 2009

seedless watermelon

Somthing that is innovative (used by Julian Casablancas to describe 'First Impressions of Earth')

Describe your new album

It's like a seedless watermelon

by fia August 24, 2006