lose lipped

Can't keep a secret

Bryton is so lose lipped.

He tells everyone everything.

by Mermaid_Cow November 13, 2014

Lamped

Having an over excessive amount of anything that you want to fall asleep

Bro I lamped out last night on cake and chips

by Caleb.c December 5, 2016

turd lapper

one who lapps turds as a dog lapps water

"look at that turd lapper"

by AJR1960 September 14, 2007

Lip Lapper

A lesbian having oral sex.

That dyke over there looks like a real Lip Lapper.

by knotnice September 8, 2010

Pink lipped champagne

The act of drinking champagne out of a woman's pussy.

I inserted a champagne bottle in her pussy, shook the bottle, then drank the champagne that dripped out of her pussy.
Her pussy was so wet, and pink that it was so sweet to taste the pink lipped champagne.

by whtronin March 24, 2021

Lappeism

noun,
-noun,
1. lacking intelligence or good judgment; stupid; dull-witted.

2. being able to piss off anyone by just looking at them.
3. being a cock-block to all of your friends.
4. being a cock-blocker to yourself.

Some how Kevin's lappeism managed to piss off his hot neighbor.
On Friday night Kevin really showed off how his lappeism manages not to get him laid.

by victomtoit May 29, 2011

/larped

The highest level of ownage to ones face.

Man did you guys hear that wicked burn i had, /larped

by Up Town Larry December 9, 2007