Linux 

Crappy computer software that isn't compatible with anything.

Jenny: facebook does not agree with my computer
Hovan: y?
Jenny: it's a linux
Jenny: nothing agrees with my computer
Hovan: boo

Linux by divegrl6 August 19, 2009

Linux 

The operating system* little boys employ in a vain attempt to appear computer-savvy due it's perceived complexity, which is really just a convoluted user interface stemming from the lack of higher cognitive ability found in Loonux 'programmers'.

As with any underdog**, you will find a horde of fumbling zealots defending Loonux, who, rather than pose arguments with a rational and verifiable basis, will simply parrot ignorant statements against the operating system(s) that put Loonux to shame (e.g, Windows). More often than not, these lower beings will resort to childish name-calling and irrelevant technical references which further compacts their own ineptitude.

* "Linux" as referred to here is of it's derivatives based on the Linux kernel.

** Windows currently holds 94.3% market share vs Linux's < 1% (As of May, 2009)

If you're ever in need of a guideline on how to write sloppy, inefficient, spaghetti code, then see: linux.org

Linux by A.Senior.Software.Engineer May 10, 2009

linux 

an operating system used by people who think they are cool. it usualy does not work properly or uses a great amount of skill

linux blows like macs but windows acually works

linux by Dr Dressup January 26, 2005

Linux 

A kernel made by Linux Torvalds; a product of consumption of an hilarious amount alcohol.

<oppstoppersnopp>Linux is the best
<femilh>STFU, or I'll rape your mother with a Hitlerjügend-knife
<oppstoppersnopp>But Linux is the best!
<femilh>No, BSD is the best.
<oppstoppersnopp>No
<femilh>Yes
<oppstoppersnopp>No
<femilh>Yes
<oppstoppersnopp>OK ALREADY! BSD RULES THE FSCKING EARTH!

Linux by Mr. Charles Beastie IV.IV May 18, 2005

linux 

A operating system whose only superiorities versus Windows is its server stability and ability to be altered by its code, because its open-source software. Windows cannot be altered like this because learning C++, then butchering Window's code is illegal.

Windows is used by a common computer user who has no interest in running gaming/website servers or being a programmer. Windows is much more compatible, almost everything except Unix/Mac software. Windows is also made by capitalist pigs governed by a monsterous irresponsible behemoth called Bill Gates who failed to completely debug its software in the first place and only does something when somebody personally mails him a death threat.

The linuxers program, and the Windowers use. Enough said. Maccers, I don't know, don't care, only Space Command units use them for their ability to do math better than our common shit PCs.

linux by Chang Tan October 26, 2003

Linux 

A dead OS used by people who do hard shit with computers known as "developers"

Gamer1: "I installed Linux today on my e p i c gaming pc"
Gamer2: "that OS is dead no e p i c games are available for that OS lmao"

Linux by Pythonology April 19, 2020

linux 

A program that provides the classic setup for a monopoply: undersell and demonize your competition, then raise prices sharply when there are no other alternatives.

You soon will not be allowed to use a computer if you are not using Linux.

linux by Arcpibtn Meaas December 8, 2003