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Kindergartners Delight

The act of wrapping ones genitals in a Fruit Roll up, so as to give the other party performing filatio a snack. Used to give girls a little bit more incentive to give blowies. Named for fruit roll ups high popularity with children under the legal age of sexual consent.
Dude: Hey babe, wanna go down on me?
Classy lady: Ew noway! Gossip Girl is on!
Dude: Come on, ill give you the Kindergartners Delight.
Classy Lady: Awe, you spoil me babe! Take those pants off!
by Ahmanblah December 6, 2011
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kinderkuntte

noun: an childish boorish woman;

Adjective: Any woman who acts like an immature fairy princess when she doesn't get her way. A more derogatory insult than bitch.
1. Valerie! Why are you such a kinderkuntte?!?!

2. I'm walking down the street minding my business then this kinderkuntte cuts me off with her powerwalking!
by Xanthrant April 6, 2006
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Kinderhoe

Child who dresses like a hoe, whore or prostitot. Also called a prostitot.
"Oh my god, look that little girl! She is a total kinderhoe!"
by Queen Lillith May 11, 2006
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Kinderjargon

The unique set of noises, grunts, screams, non-sense words, etc. used by kindergarden students to communicate with one another.
Little Johny wakes up from nap time, turns to his classmate Tommy, and says "My banklet is wet." (I pissed myself in my sleep)

Kindergardeners speak kinderjargon.
by O.G. Kronic July 29, 2011
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kindershite

a mean young child who is outspoken and rude towards elders. Kindershites usually hurt people by saying the obivious out loud usually leaving the victim feeling insecure and hurt.
why did that little kindershite say I have a butt chin it really hurt my ego. Dont worry that little kindershite called me a lipstick man.
by grifte91 January 4, 2013
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Kindertrauma

The lingering feelings of fear or horror provided by viewing inappropriate media as a child. Especially prevalent during the 1980's when the new home media market exploded. Sometimes provided by media for children made unintentionally terrified. Antonym of nostalgia.
I saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure last night. I still have kindertrauma from Large Marge.
by theWallflower00 June 6, 2017
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Kundbro

Referred to a gay guy. Used informally among mallus to convey their love.
Saheer exclaimed, "Hey kundbro! What's up?".
by soanpapdi November 15, 2017
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