kryptonite

(n.) a form of crystal methamphetamine that turns into a green liquid when melted for the purpose of the inhallation of its vapors.

Man this ice is kryptonite, this shit is crazy.

by clownpenis January 6, 2006

kryptonite

Anything that's "poison" to you, something that's so horrible you'll always want to stay away from it.

Sandra loves music by Philip Glass, but she can't stand anything by John Adams. She thinks that John Adams' stuff is musical kryptonite.

by pentozali March 3, 2008

Kryptonite

a lethal mix of viagra and cocaine used by men during devious sexual acts for the purpose of trying to escape a mid-life crisis post tramatic limp syndrome and usually end up dying, shaming their families for life.

did you hear what happened to John this weekend?
he died in a motel 6 from using kryptonite on a water buffalo .

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

kryptotite

A girl (or guy) who is so tight that kryptonite is required to penetrate and/or tap that.

or

A virgin

or

To emphasize how hot a person is.

"Oh man, that girl is kryptotite"

"I was with that hot ass girl last night. Let's just say she was kryptotite."

"Holy shit, she's kryptotite!"

by Grant McUnit December 6, 2010

Kryptochronoloptokis

THE BOMB ASS SHIT WEED!!

BLUE GOO AND PINEAPPLE KUSH CROSSBREED WAS SOME KRYPTOCHRONOLOPTOKIS!!!!

by The420LunchBox April 23, 2011

Kryptonite For Vagina

A person who is afraid of vagina.

Joe: Bro I'm gonna sting that bitch tonight "
Jason: Nah you're too kryptonite for vagina."

by Dtrofa1993@gmail September 4, 2016

Kryptos

God

Man: "I saw Kryptos yesterday"
Atheist: *converts*

by 16CharactersLong March 22, 2021