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Keenan

Another word for foreskin. Rhymes with "wee band" and therefore makes it easier to discuss in public!
"Sooo, is Keenan still around?"
by bijeda February 9, 2015
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Keenan

An insult, Usually Meaning Someone Is Stupid Or Clumsy.
Gary You Keenan! You Just Put WD40 Under Your Arms!
by Grubbs Grady February 12, 2008
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Keenan

A really weird kid, never washes his hair, really loud.
Did you see Keenan today? His hair is so disgusting!
by BobbyJohn November 10, 2008
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keena-jicksa

Pashtu for down-up. Used as a search technique to ensure no contraband is hidden in the butt-cheeks.

Also used as a sexual manuever. While a hetrosexual male lays flat on his back and a woman stands directly over his face. She will then "squat" down, placing the lips of her vagina on his mouth. She will then quickly stand straight up. She will continue this motion until one or both parties are satisfied.
1) Hello jane, how would you like to spend the next 30 minutes giving me the "keena-jicksa" on my face?

2) Do to the late night keena-jicksa session, Tommy did not get any sleep.
by NERVBRAKER December 6, 2010
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keenaned

(v): to initially demonstrate strong promise in terms of contributing to a friendship, and subsequently letting everyone down.
We were excited that Pat was moving back to our city, but then he keenaned the whole thing.
by antikeenan August 16, 2008
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keenan

keenan- normally a major d bag but he thinks he's funny. Wears muscle shirts to show off his "bulky toned" muscles which happen to be bone with skin lying on top. Probably drives a BMW which he will end up crashing, most likely racing. Probably doesn't know anything about cars but pretends too. Dresses like a fag. Goes to salsa clubs to pick up on hott "ladies" which if I'm correct are sweaty men with hairy chests. Just an all around general faggot... (-: FAG!
Why are you being such a keenan?? Cause I'm gay!
by closest thing keenan has July 3, 2008
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Maynard James Keenan

Extremely talented asshole who doesn't appreciate his sickingly adoring fans, who almost measure at the same height of wankerdom as Maynard himself. Every one of them would give him a rimjob on command, and seem to also like Trent Reznor (See; Overrated).
"OH MAH GOD, MAYNARD IS LYKE DA BEST EVA~! HE IS MY GOD! Not dat i beleev in god cos it aint cool."

"You hit your girlfriend? You ass, when did you become such a Maynard?"
by Indeedeth! December 21, 2004
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