kook attack

this is when a crazy ass kook comes up to you and pull the old shibby shabby

"excuse me young man, are you ok" -old man
"no, what happened?"- young man\
" you just got a kook attack busta"- old man
"shit cracka"- young man

by max and lil stein May 31, 2007

Kook

A person who is socially challenged in the most common social gatherings. They often feel the need to put themselves out in the open and bring attention to themselves by: speaking about topics they know little or none about, trying their very hardest to fit in when they don't, using words such as "dude, totally, gnarly, and far out" all in one sentence, ride long-board skateboards and push with their FRONT foot (Whomper Style), or someone who looks up the definition of kook... probably because you were called one.

Kook - "Dude, did you see me catch that totally far out gnarly wave?"
Person - "Dude, you're such a fucking kook."

by suckafromanothamotha October 12, 2010

Kookadork

A mix between a dork and a kook:
A person regarded as strange, eccentric, crazy, has odd interests, and is often silly at times.
A kookadork is someone who can be around anybody at all and be themselves.

Pride: What is a kookadork?
Krystal:Go to Jindabyne and you will see.
Pride: Okay im on my way.

by kookadork May 7, 2009

Kooki-nuts

(noun) The English word for seco, a liquor that is popular in Central America. It is versatile, and distilled from sugarcane. Derived from the Greek word "kabphea", meaning "dry sticks".

I was worried that there would not be anything to drink here, but then I saw the bottles of Kooki-nuts on the counter. Did somebody just get back from Panama?

by Biff Cocoabutter November 25, 2011

Kooban

a kooban is somone that is described as any of the following:
Tight ass
A prick

Tool bag

Scooter rider

Millsy

Kelvin was being a kooban because he wouldn't give me a bite of his steak and sauce sandwich

Kenneth was being a kooban because he dogged the boys and wouldn't let me borrow his scooter

by Millźy September 28, 2017

kookmin

Kookmin is a ship name for a beautiful couple : Park Jimin and Jeon Jungkook members of the super famous male kpop group BTS . In this ship Jungkook is the seme , the macho men, and Jimin is the uke, a squishy little mochi.

I am a Kookmin shipper

by Mandy Vip January 30, 2018

Koojana

Koojana is a very clingy person. Once you've said hi, she'll think your are best friends. Once she has a crush on you it's over. she will stalk you to death. However she is very cultivated, reads a lot and is open to talk about anything. She is funny but easily exaggerates everything.

you koojana-ing me

by iamagossipbitch February 7, 2018